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    Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer

    I wish I could call these cops at times after my friends drop a few bombs that smell worse than a dead raccoon.



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    This sets a legal precident.

    CRAP....I just heard screetching tires pull into my driveway.



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    just, wow

    honestly - how does passing gas constitute as battery?



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    How is that battery? Was the officer injuried?



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Quote Originally Posted by aweb84 View Post
    How is that battery? Was the officer injuried?
    Maybe he ignited it and burned the officer, or something like that...


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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Well the article does somewhat state he fired in the direction of the officer.

    But charging him with battery is a bit extreme.

    I would've just show the moron his cell, closed the door and said "Fart all ya want now, Stinky!".



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Don't tell my wife you can be arrested for this. I will be in jail tonight.



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Quote Originally Posted by aweb84 View Post
    How is that battery? Was the officer injuried?
    I thought about calling 911 because of my son one time. That was clearly a case of battery.


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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    Don't tell my wife you can be arrested for this. I will be in jail tonight.
    +1 exactly what I was going to say.


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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Doesn't "battery" require some actual physical contact?



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    I fart in your general direction.


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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyMac View Post
    Doesn't "battery" require some actual physical contact?
    Maybe he *******....



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    My brother and I could each be arrested for attempted murder due to playing the fart game when we were kids.



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    Maybe he *******....
    I'd love to be in the courtroom for that arraignment.



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    Re: Man passes gas, gets charged with battery

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyMac View Post
    Doesn't "battery" require some actual physical contact?
    Gas has mass...a pressurized jet of gas can be quite dangerous...I had a roomate who I'm sure was responsible for cracking a few toilets in his lifetime...


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