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    Coaches and Dating Advice

    I found the different dating advice pretty funny. There is a blurb about Chizik at the bottom as well.

    ESPN - The Dash looks for dating advice around the country - Columnist



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBsXzvENpo"]YouTube - Mike Leach's Tips on Dating[/ame]


    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Some of these are hilarious!!



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by IcSyU View Post
    Some of these are hilarious!!
    Pete Carroll (5): "Treat her like someone special. Pour on the charm. Then once you get a commitment for a second date, make it clear that you have seven other bombshells lined up if she doesn't put out."

    Jim Tressel (9): "Keep it conservative. Maybe an ice cream cone followed by a little sweater shopping. If she has a Southern accent, give up immediately."



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by tim_redd View Post
    Pete Carroll (5): "Treat her like someone special. Pour on the charm. Then once you get a commitment for a second date, make it clear that you have seven other bombshells lined up if she doesn't put out."

    Jim Tressel (9): "Keep it conservative. Maybe an ice cream cone followed by a little sweater shopping. If she has a Southern accent, give up immediately."
    I'm personally a Petrino/Rodriguez fan...

    Bobby Petrino (3): "Flatter her all night -- but keep your eyes open. If you see a hotter girl, pretend to go to the bathroom and then slip off to get her phone number."

    Rich Rodriguez (4): "Go with the no-huddle offense, and hope she doesn't respond with the no-cuddle defense."



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by tim_redd View Post
    Pete Carroll (5): "Treat her like someone special. Pour on the charm. Then once you get a commitment for a second date, make it clear that you have seven other bombshells lined up if she doesn't put out."

    Jim Tressel (9): "Keep it conservative. Maybe an ice cream cone followed by a little sweater shopping. If she has a Southern accent, give up immediately."

    My favorite!
    Mike Gundy (7): "If she says something you don't like, stand up in the middle of the restaurant and scream your age at her."



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    not gonna lie... i LOL'ed more than once reading this


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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by IcSyU View Post
    I'm personally a Petrino/Rodriguez fan...

    Bobby Petrino (3): "Flatter her all night -- but keep your eyes open. If you see a hotter girl, pretend to go to the bathroom and then slip off to get her phone number."

    Rich Rodriguez (4): "Go with the no-huddle offense, and hope she doesn't respond with the no-cuddle defense."
    These two, and Carrol's were easily the best.

    As for the blurb on Chizik. It isn't right and it isn't wrong. We should be 4-0 right now and "ahead of schedule" but anyone that has seen the team play can recognize the improvement in talent and schemes over last year.

    So in some regards we are ahead and in others we are behind.



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Those are hilarious!



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Gene Chizik: Alright fine, I'll go out with you, but if you even think about a date with another guy it's over.


    have you ever got caught outside In a strong rainfall? Yes or NO. If it"s yes, then you might half felt the pane of hard(tought) rain on you head. If it hurt"s then it"s tough. Yes or no. Okay I'm right and you know it.

    So alothough you attempt"ed to say you didn"t understnad, now you do. Fair enough?

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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by markshir View Post
    Gene Chizik: Alright fine, I'll go out with you, but if you even think about a date with another guy it's over.
    Nicely played!



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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    KF: "What do you mean you already went out with her? Well OK, I'll just have a freshman move in to that room."




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    Re: Coaches and Dating Advice

    Listen, Scott, there are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

    -Coach Finstock


    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.

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    KF: If she doesn't put out, make her put out! That's the Iowa Hawkeye way...



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