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    Cocaine's a hell of a drug:

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    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Architect View Post
    Cocaine's a hell of a drug:

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    An ex pro wrestler with a drug problem? Color me shocked.


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    ohh...I thought this was going to be about Jake Plummer


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    My first thought when I saw the title was Jake Christenson. Weird.


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    It really is saddening. This guy needs help.



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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    How does everyone know he has a drug addiction? Were you going by what his opponent said after the match?!? You guys know wrestling is acting right?


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUboi12 View Post
    How does everyone know he has a drug addiction? Were you going by what his opponent said after the match?!? You guys know wrestling is acting right?
    He must be a good actor.
    After the verbal assault, Jake pulled down the front of his pants and exposed his ***** to the crowd."
    Backstage, the madness continued. People close to the situation tell us Snake broke his hand punching a wall, then ran into the street crying. An ambulance and police were called to the scene, but Roberts, who refused medical treatment, was not arrested.



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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUboi12 View Post
    How does everyone know he has a drug addiction? Were you going by what his opponent said after the match?!? You guys know wrestling is acting right?
    Jake the Snake has been a coke addict for quite some time, it's well known.


    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    Seems like life has hit him with the proverbial steel chair.


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    I just wondered because he is my uncle.......................

    Ok, I just wanted to make sure people weren't basing it off of that video alone. I don't follow that kind of wrestling at all... Not that there is anything wrong with those who do...


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    I just wondered because he is my uncle.......................
    Seriously?


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    Quote Originally Posted by joefrog
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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    No, I was being sarcastic. Would have been cool back in the day though.

    I do have a few uncles with drug problems though if that qualifies as a similarity.


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    I do have a few uncles with drug problems though if that qualifies as a similarity.
    Only if he also carries around a huge snake, otherwise probably not.


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    If genetics have anything to say about it, probably not...... ba-dum ba


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    Re: Jake the Snake - epic fail

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUboi12 View Post
    If genetics have anything to say about it, probably not...... ba-dum ba
    Hahaha


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