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    Dodgeball

    Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

    What do ya do?



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    Re: Dodgeball

    Are you using nerf balls or something that will actually hurt?



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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

    What do ya do?
    Aim for the groin and throw the ball as hard as you can. Why should the boss get special treatment???


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    Re: Dodgeball

    I play on a league. The season starts next month. It is a blast, but the entire side of your body that is your throwing arm will hurt the day after if you play hard. If I were you I would pelt your boss. Let him know that 3% raise was BS.



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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

    What do ya do?
    Tell me how I can get hired wherever it is that you work.



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    Re: Dodgeball

    The word "facial" comes to mind.



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    Re: Dodgeball

    Is he a hawk fan?

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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by jbhtexas View Post
    Aim for the groin and throw the ball as hard as you can. Why should the boss get special treatment???
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    Re: Dodgeball

    Drill him in the face, point and laugh


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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

    What do ya do?
    Spalding (or whoever makes the balls) tattoo on his forehead.

    Although I am sure that jumbopackage would aim for my junk.



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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by jbhtexas View Post
    Aim for the groin and throw the ball as hard as you can. Why should the boss get special treatment???
    Quote Originally Posted by CyGuy33 View Post
    Drill him in the face, point and laugh
    So what you're saying is, make sure to have my stuff boxed up before the game starts?



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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    So what you're saying is, make sure to have my stuff boxed up before the game starts?
    Yep, I mean if the guy is going to get into the game and then get upset if he gets drilled, you don't want to work for him.


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    Re: Dodgeball

    Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge.




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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    So what you're saying is, make sure to have my stuff boxed up before the game starts?
    No, no, no...if your boss is vindictive like that, you take a ball in each hand, drill the boss when he isn't looking, quickly move the other ball to your throwing hand, and then when he looks in the direction where the ball came from, you point at the colleague you like dislike the most who is not holding a ball.


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    Re: Dodgeball

    Quote Originally Posted by jbhtexas View Post
    No, no, no...if your boss is vindictive like that, you take a ball in each hand, drill the boss when he isn't looking, quickly move the other ball to your throwing hand, and then when he looks in the directin where the ball came from, you point at the colleague you like dislike the most who has is not holding a ball.
    Got it, will practice this using wrenches and a Hawk co-worker predicting a 20 point win Saturday.



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