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    Cigars While Tailgating

    I like to enjoy a nice cigar while tailgating. Do we know if this will be allowed in the lots this year?


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    Verboten!


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    You can walk across the street to the park, smoke, and walk back.


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    Verboten!
    I guess I will just fall down, pee myself drunk then. That seems to be ok.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CyGuy33 View Post
    I guess I will just fall down, pee myself drunk then. That seems to be ok.
    Just don't let the cops see you pee, that is a sex crime now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    Just don't let the cops see you pee, that is a sex crime now.
    Only if you're R. Kelly.


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    You can smoke in your car I think. As for smoking a cigar you are killing kids. You should be ashamed and we should throw tomatoes at you. Unless you like tomatoes and then we would be helping you out.


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    You can smoke in your car I think.
    Techinically no, you can't, but enforcement of that would be difficult at best.


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    Think about cigars this way. 95% of the people I see smoking cigars are fat old white guys. Don't get lumped in that group - plus, they're far more offensive to people around you than cigarettes.


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    So smoking tobacco products is going to turn into smoking weed at tailgates now? People are going to start taking their hitters to the lots and exhaling into a toilet paper tube stuffed with laundry softner sheets?



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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    Quote Originally Posted by djkent01 View Post
    Think about cigars this way. 95% of the people I see smoking cigars are fat old white guys. Don't get lumped in that group - plus, they're far more offensive to people around you than cigarettes.
    I'm a fat old white guy, so I don't care and I completely disagree I find them 100% less offensive then cigarettes.


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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    Agreed. Cigars smell good to me, but cigarettes make me want to puke.



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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
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    Re: Cigars While Tailgating

    Quote Originally Posted by CyGuy33 View Post
    I'm a fat old white guy, so I don't care and I completely disagree I find them 100% less offensive then cigarettes.
    Wait - so you're a fat old white guy that drinks Jack and smokes cigars. And your degree is in exercise science?

    i GOTTA give you rep for that!


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    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    So smoking tobacco products is going to turn into smoking weed at tailgates now? People are going to start taking their hitters to the lots and exhaling into a toilet paper tube stuffed with laundry softner sheets?
    Wow, that's a really elaborate plan just to smoke some weed.


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