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    Now there is enhancement gum

    The greatest benefit of Enhancement Gum is larger, fuller, firmer breasts in just a few weeks naturally and without a prescription.

    The testimonials are the best part of the link.

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    Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum - Breast Enhancement - Women Health - All Natural Breast Enhancer Supplement, 5 packs - monthly supply


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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Wow>



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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Cheaper than dropping $5,000 on a boob job



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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Quote Originally Posted by vanillathrilla View Post
    Cheaper than dropping $5,000 on a boob job
    I like the idea...get it fixed ladies!

    KIDDING!!!!


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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    The greatest benefit of Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum is larger, fuller, firmer breasts in just a few weeks – naturally and without a prescription.
    So you're saying there's a prescription for breast enhancement out there?

    [QUOTE]Some customers have actually reported weight loss – perhaps because you burn about eleven calories per hour chewing Zoft Breast Gum[/QUOTE]

    That's a lot of chewing!



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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    What a deal. Improves concentration, fights tooth decay, eases tension, freshens breath, improves digestion, AND makes the boobs bigger... Sounds like a wild west elixir to me.

    Does it make the pecs bigger for men? Where do I sign up?

    Chomp slurp chomp slurp...


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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Quote Originally Posted by djkent01 View Post
    What a deal. Improves concentration, fights tooth decay, eases tension, freshens breath, improves digestion, AND makes the boobs bigger... Sounds like a wild west elixir to me.

    Does it make the pecs bigger for men? Where do I sign up.

    Chomp slurp chomp slurp...
    What do you think happens if you quit chewing it?


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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    What do you think happens if you quit chewing it?
    Oh my God! What do you suppose shrinks?!?!?!?!? PLUS - BAD BREATH.


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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Sweet, I was looking for a cheap and effective way to lose weight, AND give myself firmer breasts. Mine are sagging a bit lately.


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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    ...sagging a bit...
    This is what happens when you quit chewing it. Sagging a bit should actually be sagging a lot.



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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    What do you think happens if you quit chewing it?

    The tank top becomes a belt.



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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Its about time they came up with this. Now they can start working on cars powered by air.



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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    There needs to be a commercial created for this.



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    Re: Now there is enhancement gum

    Endorsement #1 -- I've not heard of women getting smaller because of breastfeeding, rather it's the opposite.

    Enhancement is a male word if I ever heard one. Saying "male enhancement" is redundant.

    Maybe you younger single guys will now head straight toward the gum-snapping females with new lines: "What's that you're chewing? I do hope it's Zoft."



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