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    JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    BREAKING News Out of Ames:

    Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

    (Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
    hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
    substance on the practice field.

    Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
    were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
    that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the Goal Line.

    Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
    encounter the substance again.


    Last edited by Cyclone_Power; 11-16-2006 at 03:23 PM.

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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    old joke ... did you hear the one about the road and the chicken?



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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Not that funny.





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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!!



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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    How is it possible that anyone has not heard this yet?



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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    [quote=mauiclone;42372]I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!![/quote]
    Does anyone remember Floppy?



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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Im sorry, i laughed, its been a looooooong day.



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    Re: JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Easy people, I thought some of the people who haven't heard it might enjoy it. Don't get your panties in a bunch.



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    Re: JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Can't believe the Rag hasn't picked up on that breaking news story yet.


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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    [quote=thunderdave;42377]
    Quote Originally Posted by mauiclone View Post
    I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!![/quote]
    Does anyone remember Floppy?
    Floppy is exactly what I thought of when I heard that joke.


    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.

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    Re: JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Lol that's funny that it got edited to say "JOKE:" in the title.



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    Re: JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone_Power View Post
    BREAKING News Out of Ames:

    Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

    (Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
    hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
    substance on the practice field.

    Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
    were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
    that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the GOAL LINE.

    Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
    encounter the substance again.
    are the players okay? are they going to be able to play on Saturday?



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    Re: JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    You never know, if I was them I would be frightened at the sight of the goal line too. Somethin that you haven't seen for so long, just creep up on you like that. I don't blame them if Saturday's game is postponed due to Posttraumatic Stress



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    Re: JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Cheesy joke but I like it. So true!

    Maybe our offensive should ask our defense what the goal line looks like. They are much more familiar with red zone situations this season.



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    Re: JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone_Power View Post
    BREAKING News Out of Ames:

    Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

    (Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
    hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
    substance on the practice field.

    Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
    were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
    that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the Goal Line.

    Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
    encounter the substance again.
    I think Duane Ellet & Floppy just rolled over.



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