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    Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    This guy looks like a real winner!

    Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines

    The man told police that going over the dam was "no big deal as long as you swim fast enough."

    Police arrested the man and changed him in connection with the case as well as with public intoxication.



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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    My new hero.

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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    What can they charge him with? Is stupidity illegal?


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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    What can they charge him with? Is stupidity illegal?
    In Des Moines it is illegal to swim in the river. City ordinance.



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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    What can they charge him with? Is stupidity illegal?
    Quote Originally Posted by Me State View Post
    In Des Moines it is illegal to swim in the river. City ordinance.
    Well, there is that public intox thing...



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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    Maybe those two cops leading him away should try swimming. He's in a lot better shape than they are.



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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    Maybe beer bellys float better over dams. It was a scientific investigation.


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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    Probably better than showering with a bunch of homeless dudes at the downtown YMCA-A



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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    Never would have guessed he could have been intoxicated.


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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    "Police arrested the man and changed him in connection with the case as well as with public intoxication."

    I wonder how many officers it took to change him?!



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    Re: Man Arrested After 'Swimming' Over DM Dam

    Quote Originally Posted by FDCy83 View Post
    "Police arrested the man and changed him in connection with the case as well as with public intoxication."

    I wonder how many officers it took to change him?!
    Or how many diapers?


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