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    Collection of Funny Exam Answers

    I was going to save this for a friday laugh, but I wouldnt remember.

    Collection of Funniest & Hilarious Exam Answers


    This is one of my faves. Love the smart-*** comments.

    His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
    Dear Michael,
    Every year I attempt to boost my studentsí final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
    There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. Itís as if you didnít look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
    May God have mercy on your soul.
    Sincerely,
    Professor William Turner
    P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
    B is the new C



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    Professor William Turner
    He's a pirate!


    It's Bushbama!

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    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! That was Hilarious, to say the least!



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    Re: Collection of Funny Exam Answers

    Outstanding...


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    As a teacher and a former smart *** student, I always get a good laugh out of these.



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    Go Cubs Go!

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    Re: Collection of Funny Exam Answers

    Those are good. I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2020cy View Post
    Those are good. I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering.
    My stomach about burst I was laughing so hard.



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    Re: Collection of Funny Exam Answers

    I loved the hard water answer.



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    Re: Collection of Funny Exam Answers

    I love this one.




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    Re: Collection of Funny Exam Answers

    Yeah, I know, it's urban legend, but still...

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question of the mid-term exam: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
    One student, however, wrote the following:
    “First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, and then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is, therefore, extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”
    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”


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    Re: Collection of Funny Exam Answers

    I was hoping someone would post that one


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    So, the first kid, when given the choices of "true" or "false" managed to choose "other", which wasn't even an option.

    Wow! I'd give good odds that I work with that dude.


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
    Make this one for the ages!




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    The one where the prof drew in the monster eating the picnicers was priceless!


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    Wow....I had to stop I was laughing so hard. The batman answer was hilarious!!!



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