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    What's worse than shoplifting cold medicine?

    A football player for Eastern Kentucky was observed sticking items in his backpack at the local Wal-Mart. When confronted he knocked one employee down and overturned a cart that tore the tip off the thumb of a 69 year old woman. What was so important that he would cause this scene?
    The backpack contained a cell phone battery charger, a box of douches and a bottle of feminine hygiene spray, Adkins said.
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    Re: What's worse than shoplifting cold medicine?

    Quote Originally Posted by EggMcClone View Post
    A football player for Eastern Kentucky was observed sticking items in his backpack at the local Wal-Mart. When confronted he knocked one employee down and overturned a cart that tore the tip off a 69 year old woman. What was so important that he would cause this scene?

    The Richmond Register - Grand jury to hear football player’s case
    The tip of what? Or was it a typo and should have ended in a "t" instead of a "p"?


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    Re: What's worse than shoplifting cold medicine?

    Yeah, I just edited it. It was her finger.



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    Re: What's worse than shoplifting cold medicine?

    Watching a football game at Kinnick this season?

    You asked what's worse than shoplifting cold medicine...


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    Re: What's worse than shoplifting cold medicine?

    You can't expect him to go up to the cashier with a box of douches can you! He could always say he thought the hygiene spray was Right Guard.



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