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    His dream was to be a hit man

    Essam Ahmed Eid, a 53-year-old Egyptian man living in Vegas and dealing poker at the Bellagio, dreamed of becoming a hit man.

    So Eid did what any enterprising 21st century contract killer would: He created a Web site — www.hitmanforhire.net — and waited for the clients to come.

    And they came which is what caused Mr. Eid a lot of trouble.

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    Would-be Vegas hitman’s story ends in Irish jail - Las Vegas Sun


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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Its a growth industry.



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Martin Q. Blank: You must've done some *naughty* **** there, Bart.
    [flips dossier over to him]
    Martin Q. Blank: There's a contract out on your life. Believe me. I was hired to kill you, but I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or because I have a newfound respect for life.
    Mr. Grocer: [following in van] That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life.



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Weak, they took the website down, now what will I use for inspiration for my murder for hire website? Is there a Frontpage template for that?


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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    that is one of the strangest stories I have ever read...


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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    This is my new favorite graphic, for today anyway...



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Its a growth industry.
    Your post made me think about Grosse Pointe Blank where Dan Aykroyd wanted to form an "Assassin's Union"



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Quote Originally Posted by Cydar View Post
    Your post made me think about Grosse Pointe Blank where Dan Aykroyd wanted to form an "Assassin's Union"

    Thats what that quote was from. Rep to you.



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Wow that story is unreal. Dude was dumb.



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Well, there goes my gigoloforhire.com idea.



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Well, there goes my gigoloforhire.com idea.
    That's okay because this guy probably had you beat to that idea:



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    Re: His dream was to be a hit man

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Well, there goes my gigoloforhire.com idea.

    Well you could always do what Dan does.

    www.nakedan.com



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