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    Donald Rumsfield

    I think we found our dark house candidate for the football coaching position. Mac resigns, Rumsfield resigns shortly after. Coincidence? I think not... I mean, come on, he was the Secretary of Defense. Now that's some experience from the best D in the nation. He can recruit. He could be the man to take us to the next level.



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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    Well if ISU hires Rumsfield as coach you can guarantee most of our defense will be starting fights in Iowa City and trying to convert everybody into a Cyclone fan and makes this completely the Cyclone State. Which might not be a bad thing. hahahaha



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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    Hahahahahaha oh man, that would be some good stuff right there. Bring that fire!



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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    well, when ISU loses, we could hear his classic BS like "you go into the game with the team you have, not the team you want." or with recruiting he could say "we know where the good recruits are, they're in places around Houston, and Miami, and Chicago, and other places north, south, east or west"


    I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.

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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    He would ask Hawkeye fans why they hate freedom.



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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    Quote Originally Posted by zdorr40 View Post
    He would ask Hawkeye fans why they hate freedom.
    Now that's a good one.



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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    I expanded upon this idea and wrote a satire on this and it made its way into the Daily. See it here: http://www.iowastatedaily.com/media/...statedaily.com



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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    I think if we hired Rumsfeld, we'd start attacking Iowa City, depose Kirk Ferentz, and install a cyclone-sympathetic staff...bwahahaha



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    Re: Donald Rumsfield

    May be the funniest comment yet; I'm almost in tears I'm laughing so hard, that's awesome.



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