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    Bat in bra

    Abbie Hawkins, a hotel receptionist, thought her mobile phone was ringing when she felt vibrations coming from her clothes.

    But she later discovered the tiny creature tucked away in the padded pocket of her underwear.

    As staff and colleagues crowded around, Miss Hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which was the size of her hand.

    She said: "Once I realised it was a bat I was shocked, but then I felt quite sorry for it really.

    "It looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it."

    "I keep thinking how could I have not known it was there?" Miss Hawkins said. "I will certainly be checking my bras every morning from now on."

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    Re: Bat in bra

    Geesh, in my day they just used Kleenex for that extra...



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    Re: Bat in bra

    Check out the picture in the story. The girl has some big melons, but holy crap look at that bat. I'm pretty sure it's a fake bat for the photo illustration, but if that's even remotely representative of the size, how the hell do you not notice that?


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    Re: Bat in bra

    Quote Originally Posted by ornryactor View Post
    Check out the picture in the story. The girl has some big melons, but holy crap look at that bat. I'm pretty sure it's a fake bat for the photo illustration, but if that's even remotely representative of the size, how the hell do you not notice that?
    This is WAY too easy. I had one in my boxers once but didn't notice. JUST KIDDING! But couldn't resist. Too easy.


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    Girl needs to go to Vicki's and get fitted. There's no way someone should have that much extra space in a bra to not notice something extra in there with the girls.


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    Re: Bat in bra

    I like the way the ads on this page are looking.


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    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    I like the way the ads on this page are looking.
    You and me both.


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    Re: Bat in bra

    Quote Originally Posted by CyGal View Post
    Girl needs to go to Vicki's and get fitted. There's no way someone should have that much extra space in a bra to not notice something extra in there with the girls.
    Kind of what I was thinking. How could you not tell, really.


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    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    I like the way the ads on this page are looking.
    I'm thinking about starting a thread titled "panties" just to see what the ads look like. Maybe "thongs"?????


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    Quote Originally Posted by djkent01 View Post
    I'm thinking about starting a thread titled "panties" just to see what the ads look like. Maybe "thongs"?????
    What about both?

    Or would the entire website just crash from overload?



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    Re: Bat in bra

    If that's the kind ofkink the kids are in to these days, I'm glad i'm old and married. Animals in clothes just isn't my bag, baby




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    Re: Bat in bra

    If you have a bigger chest, you fill out and shape to your bra more (just take a woman's word on this) - you would definitely notice something about the size of a baseball in there. That's just illogical to think that she wouldn't notice.


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    Re: Bat in bra

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    If you have a bigger chest, you fill out and shape to your bra more (just take a woman's word on this) - you would definitely notice something about the size of a baseball in there. That's just illogical to think that she wouldn't notice.
    So, Angie, are you suggesting that womens is "logical?"

    Just askin'.....


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