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    ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    A funny write up assigning a girl to every Big 12 football program. I'm not a big fan of Jessica Simpson, but she's definitely better than some of the rest.

    The College Football Guys: Our Favorite Women and The Big 12

    I could have done without the Iowa jokes and Cy thing, but its funny.



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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    Not bad...


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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    Iowa Football = Britney Spears. Once everyone's sweetheart has now gone crazy. They got mixed up with thugs (see: Douglas, Bowman, etc.) or wannabe thugs (see: K Fed). They'll both have a hard time erasing those mistakes.


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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    I.O.W.A. gets old...


    Was funny though


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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    Funny. Slammed most of the schools, but I have the feeling the writer was from the state of Texas...



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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you...



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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    Quote Originally Posted by trevn View Post
    Iowa Football = Britney Spears. Once everyone's sweetheart has now gone crazy. They got mixed up with thugs (see: Douglas, Bowman, etc.) or wannabe thugs (see: K Fed). They'll both have a hard time erasing those mistakes.
    LOL - spot on.


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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    These are pretty good!

    Oklahoma State - Anna Nichole Smith. Married to famous oil billionaire. Famous outbursts, one in reality and one on reality TV. One hopes their future plays out a little differently.


    "We are first and foremost an educational institution that values integrity, honesty and treating others with fairness and respect".

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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    Personally, I liked the Anna K. one; that is completely true.



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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    Nebraska - Cindy Crawford. At one time the "super" standard by which others followed, however with time became old and outdated as others "passed" on by. Distinctive features that cannot be removed - a mole and Tom Osbourne.
    This made me laugh.



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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    I liked KU's. So true.

    And yet, still so jealous.


    Go Sssssssssyclones!

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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    Mangino do NOT spend a night in Paris.


    Could be the best line on there!



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    B12 as Celebrity Women

    Pretty good until you get to the authors attempt at humor regarding the acronym for our state.

    The College Football Guys: Our Favorite Women and The Big 12



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    Re: ISU Football = Jessica Simpson

    The column was good. He never should have gone with the Lame Indiots out wondering around joke. Maybe 20 years ago that joke was funny. Now it's old.



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