SportsPickle: Uga Buried With All The Rights And Privileges Accorded A Stupid Dog
Uga VI, the mascot of the Georgia Bulldogs, was laid to rest on Monday, two days after he passed away from congestive heart failure at age 9 (63).
“Uga was a symbol our entire university and that means he represents something great,” said University president Michael Adams. “But he was also just a dog. So we just dug a shallow hole in the backyard and dropped him in it.
Gotta admit, I liked this one.
Re: SportsPickle: Uga Buried With All The Rights And Privileges Accorded A Stupid Dog
Between that and The Onion, there is some good fake reading.
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