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    What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?


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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Desalinated seawater from Hawaii, meanwhile, is being sold as "concentrated water" -- at $33.50 for a two-ounce bottle. Like any concentrated beverage, it is supposed to be diluted before drinking, except that in this case, that means adding water to . . . water.

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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Desalinated seawater from Hawaii, meanwhile, is being sold as "concentrated water" -- at $33.50 for a two-ounce bottle. Like any concentrated beverage, it is supposed to be diluted before drinking, except that in this case, that means adding water to . . . water.
    Sad.



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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Makes me wonder how we can complain about the price of gas now and raising food prices when I see an article like this.



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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    I know how I am going to make my millions now....dehydrated water.



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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Sucker born ever minute. Seriously folks, buy a Sigg and refill it for the next 20 years...


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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    That is really ****ing rediculous and sad


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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Wonder what is better - desalinated water from hawaii or retreated sewage effluent from California or artesian aquifer water from Waterloo.


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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    What's truly sad is that there are people that will buy it.
    Maybe people should bottle up the flood water and sell it so everyone can experience the flood of 08.



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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    The thing I'm most sad about is that I didn't invent it.


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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Anyone know where I can get some? This would be perfect when I need that extra boost






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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    I was thinking, I might try this with air. That way I don't have to fill the bottles with anything. "Fresh Air: To use, open cap and enjoy!"



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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan94 View Post
    I was thinking, I might try this with air. That way I don't have to fill the bottles with anything. "Fresh Air: To use, open cap and enjoy!"
    You mean like this???



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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan94 View Post
    Makes me wonder how we can complain about the price of gas now and raising food prices when I see an article like this.

    I don't have to buy designer water, I do have to buy gas and food, so I'm going to continue to complain about high prices of truly essential items.


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    Re: What's colorless, tasteless, and smells like money?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan94 View Post
    I was thinking, I might try this with air. That way I don't have to fill the bottles with anything. "Fresh Air: To use, open cap and enjoy!"

    Too late, I've been seeing Oxygen bars for a few years now... you can even get your air scented

    (There is somewhat more ligitamcy to this... I've never tried it but the concentration of oxygen is higher than in the atmosphere so... you apprently get a bit of a "high" off of it)


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