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    When should you die?

    The Australian Broadcasting System has developed a web site that tells kids how long their carbon footprint should allow them to live.

    The actual title is “Professor Schpinkee’s Greenhouse Calculator - find out when you should die!”

    I put everything into the calculator, and it said that I should die at age 15 so I should have been dead a long time ago. It also said that my carbon footprint is 24.6 tonnes.

    Link:
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    Re: When should you die?

    22.8....so I have about 1 year to live



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    Re: When should you die?

    I have 2 years to live!


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    Re: When should you die?

    I died at age 12



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    Re: When should you die?

    I doubt if anyone in America "deserves" to live past age 35 according to this website.


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    Re: When should you die?

    Great to have some clown telling kids they should die because they eat meat or don't live in a flat. Thank you "Professor" Schpinkee.



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    Re: When should you die?

    I've got about ten years to live.

    And as a side note I believe that's the first time I've seen an animated pig explode in a ball of blood.


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    Re: When should you die?

    I died at 17.5 years.


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    Re: When should you die?

    I like the idea of getting kids thinking about this type of thing, but this is horrible. I'm about as much of an pro-environment guy as anybody, but this is not good. When I should die? Who does this guy think he is?



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    Re: When should you die?

    11.8, I'm a miracle child!


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    Re: When should you die?

    Funny, I don't fly and I hardly drive.

    I died at 11.3.



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    Re: When should you die?

    17 years of age? Hard to believe this is actually for kids. Make them feel bad about themselves, and then show a poor cartoon piggy's blood splatter onto the walls and pigs next to him. Silly Aussies.


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    Re: When should you die?

    27.5...good life i'd say compared to most! haha!



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    Re: When should you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by CrossCyed View Post
    Funny, I don't fly and I hardly drive.

    I died at 11.3.
    That's when I died too. I didn't get that the more money I spend per year the more CO2 I use. That didn't make any sense at all.

    By the way, Global Warming doesn't exist.


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    Re: When should you die?

    I should have died at age 5. Don't know what I did wrong with this.


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