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    Roadside potty stops

    You should always check the landscape before making a roadside potty stop.......

    A roadside toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his *****.

    The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, about a month ago.

    The snake beat a hasty retreat, leaving its victim with a scratch, vomiting and abdomen pain.

    Emergency workers raced to the scene to treat the man.

    The wound was wrapped in plastic in case poison had penetrated the skin but medical staff gave the man the all-clear after conducting tests.

    He was taken to Cooktown Hospital where he spent a night recovering.

    The ambulance spokesman described him as "lucky", given his near encounter with one of Australia’s most poisonous snakes.

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    Re: Roadside potty stops

    Nothing good comes of roadside potty stops. A couple of months ago, my father-in-law pulled off to the side of a gravel road to "take a break." While he was taking said break, another car came flying up over a hill and smashed into his parked car. Luckily there was no major damage or major injuries, but he did end up going to court.



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    Re: Roadside potty stops

    Quote Originally Posted by dustinal View Post
    Nothing good comes of roadside potty stops. A couple of months ago, my father-in-law pulled off to the side of a gravel road to "take a break." While he was taking said break, another car came flying up over a hill and smashed into his parked car. Luckily there was no major damage or major injuries, but he did end up going to court.
    Got caught with his pants down it sounds like.



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    Re: Roadside potty stops

    OUCH! After reading this I am not sure I can pee outside now...



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    Re: Roadside potty stops

    That sucks but it won't stop me from writing my name in the snow...




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