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    Friday, October 20, 2006

    I guess it goes to show that witchdoctors still hold a lot of power in some places of the world...
    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

    Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

    But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his ***** severely lacerated.

    A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his *****."



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    Re: Man Lacerates ***** with Hedgehog

    I'll bet it worked though...he won't be prematurely ejaculating anytime soon...



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    Re: Man Lacerates ***** with Hedgehog

    Poor Sonic. First he has to deal with Dr. Robotnik and now this. Why couldnt this guy have chosen Tails instead. Tails was a *****.



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    Re: Man Lacerates ***** with Hedgehog

    Can we sell this guy the Brooklyn Bridge?


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    Re: Man Lacerates ***** with Hedgehog

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Poor Sonic. First he has to deal with Dr. Robotnik and now this. Why couldnt this guy have chosen Tails instead. Tails was a *****.

    My brother and I used Tails to test out the way ahead of us, and die the cheap deaths it might take to figure out the traps that Dr. Mindbender (oops, I mean, Robotnik) had set.


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
    Make this one for the ages!




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