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    Funniest Baseball News and Note.....

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    Mar 17 Brian McTaggert, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Astros 2B Mark Loretta could start at second base to begin the season while 2B Kazuo Matsui (anus) recovers from surgery.


    That just made me laugh uncontrollably.... I guess now a days injury reports have to be specific!



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    Re: Funniest Baseball News and Note.....

    Felix Pie had a twisted testicle that made the news last week. Couldn't believe the Chicago Tribune was pretty detailed of what his operation to correct it was going to involve too.


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    Re: Funniest Baseball News and Note.....

    If thats the case don't read the Houston Chronicle sports for a few days because I don't think anyone wants to read about Kaz Matsui and his anus!!



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    Re: Funniest Baseball News and Note.....

    Quote Originally Posted by tyrelrobert View Post
    If thats the case don't read the Houston Chronicle sports for a few days because I don't think anyone wants to read about Kaz Matsui and his anus!!
    Perfect place for a very inappropriate picture and a very inappropriate joke. But I am sure that it wouldn't last too long. I almost blew a funny fuse with all of the jokes that came to mind.



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    Re: Funniest Baseball News and Note.....

    Quote Originally Posted by tyrelrobert View Post
    per yahoo....

    Mar 17 Brian McTaggert, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Astros 2B Mark Loretta could start at second base to begin the season while 2B Kazuo Matsui (anus) recovers from surgery.


    That just made me laugh uncontrollably.... I guess now a days injury reports have to be specific!
    Astros' Matsui to return closer to April 15 | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

    "Matsui could need four weeks to fully recover from surgery to repair an anal fissure, a tear of the skin near the anus that causes bleeding and discomfort."

    Just. Ouch.


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    Re: Funniest Baseball News and Note.....

    That sounds slightly painful



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    Re: Funniest Baseball News and Note.....

    Next time tell dude to not eat that much cheese...


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