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    Dave Berry gets a colonoscopy

    Dave Barry: A journey into my colon -- and yours - 02/21/2008 - MiamiHerald.com

    If any of you have ever had the pleasure, this article is freaking hilarious. Pretty funny even if you have not because at some time in your life, we are all going to get to have this fun!


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    Re: Dave Berry gets a colonoscopy

    I'm getting weird stares from people wondering why I am laughing for no apparent during a grad classes



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    I haven't always thought Dave Barry was that funny but I haven't laughed this hard just reading an article in a long time. He's right--the hospital procedure is easy--it's the "prep" that's brutal.

    I remember the lady pharmacist handing me the "prep" supplies with a wry little smile and saying, "No parties at your house this weekend, I see."


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    Re: Dave Berry gets a colonoscopy

    They are embarassing, but Im sure its worse for the docs and nurses. I had one done last year and just before I got knocked out I realized one of the nurses was a friend (girl) of mines mom. Thank god she wasnt there when I woke up.



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    Re: Dave Berry gets a colonoscopy

    True story. I was talking with a person who recently had a colonoscopy. Although he 's a very nice person , "his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor." He told me that they found 1 this year. I said that's good. Then he told me the following:

    "Last year they found 4 colons in me."



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    Re: Dave Berry gets a colonoscopy

    Very funny!



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