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    Anybody got any good pickup lines?

    I am engaged and I love my fiancee very much. I like to do pick up lines of my fiancee as a joke and she usually laughs. But I need some good ones to tell her. She thinks it funny for me to try them on her. Anybody know any good ones for her?

    On the radio I heard some ok ones. One I heard was one a girl does on the guy, "I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me" kinda clever hope I put it right.

    Please put ones on here that arent gross or demening. Its just for laughs



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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Been using this for awhle:

    PickupHelp.com - Pickup Lines


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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wesley View Post
    Been using this for awhle:

    PickupHelp.com - Pickup Lines
    those are great have any worked?


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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Quote Originally Posted by isuarch80 View Post
    those are great have any worked?
    20-40% of the time. Must research carefully which ones to use, which ones to use at the appropriate time, what the target is.
    Humor can be beneefcial as a starting point.


    Let my Fred's Posse Ride: Georges, Naz, Hogue, Bryce, Nader, Monte, Matt, and McKay.

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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    I usually just go into the bar and wait for the women to pick me up. So far it has been working really well!


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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Quote Originally Posted by isuarch80 View Post
    those are great have any worked?
    60% of the time, they work everytime.



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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    In deference to a very good bettor above, how about:
    "Babe, I have won more than 3 million credits on CF. Buy you a drink to celebrate? I am at the pinnacle of the leaderboard on the best clone site in America."


    Last edited by Wesley; 01-26-2008 at 12:28 PM.
    Let my Fred's Posse Ride: Georges, Naz, Hogue, Bryce, Nader, Monte, Matt, and McKay.

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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Feel safe tonight sleep with this marine.


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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    I've got a buddy who draws a picture of a mustache on the inside of his index finger with a sharpie marker before he goes out.

    When he approaches a girl, he asks if she likes guys with mustaches. Before she answers, he holds his index finger up to his top lip, showing the mustache drawn earlier.

    As stupid as that sounds, most girls laugh hysterically when he does it, which always breaks the ice.

    I think you have to be the right kind of guy to pull it off though



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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    What's upppppppp? It seemed to work in the 70's.



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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    I'll start with the clean one.

    "How much do you think a polar bear weighs?" Then you must press to get a weight response. Then, "Do you think that's enough to break the ice?"

    And the dirtier one

    "Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can see myself in them."



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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bader View Post
    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    Maybe it's just me, but I laughed so hard and for so long after reading this one that my 8 month old son started laughing too (I don't think he gets it though )



    Im just glad I have Homan as my bodyguard, Eustachy joked. If I ever make it real big and get to drive a limo everyday, hell be driving it. I thought he came off the bench like somebody was stealing his cow or something.

    http://blogs.dmjuice.com/?cat=43

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    Re: Anyboby got any good pickup lines?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bader View Post
    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    This got me laughing, but is oh so wrong....



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    Re: Anybody got any good pickup lines?

    Tried this one once and didn't get slapped

    "If you were a booger, I would pick you first"



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