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    The wedding test

    My brother in law emailed this to me today (I am about two weeks out from getting married). It caught me as pretty funny.

    THE WEDDING TEST


    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

    and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

    decided to get married. There was only one

    little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

    younger sister

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore

    very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

    would regularly bend down when she was near

    me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had

    to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

    near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to

    come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

    alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that

    she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

    overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

    before I got married and committed my life to her
    sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

    you want one last wild fling, just come up and get

    me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her

    go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then

    turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
    opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

    outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me

    and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
    little test. We couldn't ask for a better

    man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car


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    Re: The wedding test

    that's the greatest thing I've heard all day



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    Re: The wedding test

    I have read this dozens of times, but I still read the whole thing everytime I see it because it gives me a good laugh, and plus it has a good moral to the story.


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    Re: The wedding test

    LOL that's hilarious!



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    Re: The wedding test

    ha that is a good one


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    Re: The wedding test

    Quote Originally Posted by cloneu View Post
    I have read this dozens of times, but I still read the whole thing everytime I see it because it gives me a good laugh, and plus it has a good moral to the story.
    Don't forget the nice picture it puts in your head.



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    Re: The wedding test

    My Wife says if I start keeping condoms in my car she is going to be upset



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    Re: The wedding test

    Thats knee slappin, pants pissin funny stuff...


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    Re: The wedding test

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car


    Funny and true...never leave home with out them!

    Congrats on getting married.



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    Re: The wedding test

    Quote Originally Posted by CySmitty View Post
    My Wife says if I start keeping condoms in my car she is going to be upset
    That plus the heat will make them crack and that is NOT good! But you are married, so who needs condoms, I mean it is not like you have the chance to use them anyway.


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    Re: The wedding test

    I'd share this with his my roommate but his fiance's younger sister is like 16... though her mom isn't bad looking...



    Man if I was about to marry into that family though I'd have 2nd thoughts - thats a pretty dirty trick (Funny though)


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    Re: The wedding test

    If you are getting married just remember the one food that causes the biggest loose in a womans sex drive?

    wedding cake
    (congrats on the up an coming wedding)



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    Re: The wedding test

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    That plus the heat will make them crack and that is NOT good! But you are married, so who needs condoms, I mean it is not like you have the chance to use them anyway.
    Someone paid attention in sex ed class I see. That and the cold will do the same too. Never buy out of one of those vending machines either.

    Funny twist to this story is what would have happened if he just went upstairs, would he still have got some action or would the trick have been revealed before anything could happen?


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