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    yes my children...another bitter defeat at the hands of Texas.
    However, there is much hope. The boys displayed grit and gave what they could to the effort.

    Now we have "sex panther" skipping into town and looking for a healthy dose of Cy-slaps to the furry tabby-*****.

    My A-Team of highly specialized soldiers are in preparation for Saturday night. Amy shall be late...but possibly parachute in during the 4th quarter in case a late rally is needed. Angie will vex the opposition with her hot goodness by whipping/flailing her golden locks about near the enemy locker-room...distracting them to no end. C.John will google all needed scandelous UNI information on the super-highway (his specialty) to bribe our way to many panther turnovers.
    I shall be perched on top of the media press-box...ever ready to swoop down in my newly-minted...home-made superhero costume (cy-man?) to snatch the piggly and make haste to the north exit if things shall go badly.

    final score?

    ISU 28
    UNI 13



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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybrow View Post
    yes my children...another bitter defeat at the hands of Texas.
    However, there is much hope. The boys displayed grit and gave what they could to the effort.

    Now we have "sex panther" skipping into town and looking for a healthy dose of Cy-slaps to the furry tabby-*****.

    My A-Team of highly specialized soldiers are in preperation for Saturday night. Amy shall be late...but possibly parachute in during the 4th quarter in case a late rally is needed. Angie will vex the opposition with her hot goodness by whipping/flailing her golden locks about near the enemy locker-room...distracting them to no end. C.John will google all needed scandelous UNI information on the super-highway (his specialty) to bribe our way to many panther turnovers.
    I shall be perched on top of the media press-box...ever ready to swoop down in my newly-minted...home-made superhero costume (cy-man?) to snatch the piggly and make haste to the north exit if things shall go badly.

    final score?

    ISU 28
    UNI 13
    Beautifully started, Monkey. I am picturing our little Monkey-shaped gargoyle squatting on top of the press-box for three and a half quarters. Everybody's posts acceptable? I'm excited w/mine. I might just make it into our locker room.



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    I smell victory on Saturday night. The cat may purr but the storm builds.

    42-24.


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    Re: spank the kitty..return to glory

    Quote Originally Posted by Bryceman View Post
    I smell victory on Saturday night. The cat may purr but the storm builds.
    A post for Bryceman, MB?



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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybrow View Post

    I shall be perched on top of the media press-box...ever ready to swoop down in my newly-minted...home-made superhero costume (cy-man?) to snatch the piggly and make haste to the north exit if things shall go badly.
    Shall you remove your bandages and go invisible as you and the inflated skin of pig race north towards sanctuary?


    Also, I saw this: http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1582 and thought of your visit to EIU...It is a glimpse into the life of MB and AmyK.



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    Quote Originally Posted by C.John View Post
    Also, I saw this: http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1582 and thought of your visit to EIU...It is a glimpse into the life of MB and AmyK.
    Tried to give more kudos... still can't.



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    Quote Originally Posted by C.John View Post
    Shall you remove your bandages and go invisible as you and the inflated skin of pig race north towards sanctuary?


    Also, I saw this: http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1582 and thought of your visit to EIU...It is a glimpse into the life of MB and AmyK.

    very funny stuff.

    Yes...once snatching the ball....I will unwrap my invisible form...(while laughing most hysterically) then flee with unseen male bits dancing about



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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Tried to give more kudos... still can't.
    They say that it is the thought that counts...well in doesn't.



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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybrow View Post
    very funny stuff.

    Yes...once snatching the ball....I will unwrap my invisible form...(while laughing most hysterically) then flee with unseen male bits dancing about
    Amy? Are you out there? Do you still have that tube sock?

    C.John - hey!!!! (No smiley to stick my tongue out at you in the most mature way I can muster.)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryceman View Post
    I smell victory on Saturday night. The cat may purr but the storm builds.

    42-24.

    the Bryceman shall my wheel-man and have my invisible-mobile at the ready for a quick escape.



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    Re: spank the kitty..return to glory

    I think the team has learned a lot from the past two grueling weeks. They played to win in the first half of every game we've seen, and the Texas game was almost one of the most impressive comebacks in ISU history, but the ISU momentum had been completely deflated after several ridiculously NCAA '07 plays. (Scott Chandler tipping a pass three times to himself and catching it, Parker committing that late hit penalty that was lead by the helmet, the interception by Texas that was caught after a Texas corner covering Davis accidentally kicked it into the air...)

    This is the perfect game to have right now. No matter how close you think UNI will keep it, it's still a breather compared to Texas. It's an opportunity to start over and regain confidence. I think we'll see a big second half from ISU. Finally.

    ISU - 45
    UNI - 10


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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybrow View Post
    then flee with unseen male bits dancing about
    Must remove mental picture from head... (self edit, the next line would have both angered and depressed MB, so in the name of forum friendship, I self edit)



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    Re: spank the kitty..return to glory

    We're at home in our own stadium, playing against a team we know well. Everyone has their stations, and we've got Monkey covering from above.

    ISU - 31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    We're at home in our own stadium, playing against a team we know well. Everyone has their stations, and we've got Monkey covering from above.

    ISU - 31
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    nothing like the groung-troops conducting covert operations below...sabotaging the feline effort....while I deal out nasty naughtyness from above overwatch....while snacking on chili-cheese fries and "diet-rite"



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    Re: spank the kitty..return to glory

    As Mb watches the game high upon the press box and I follow along on the internet, we shall see our beloved Clones finally put back to back halves together. The little kitty cats from UNI will be chased from the field after a 38 to 14 or 17 victory by Meyer, Blythe and the boys. The clones will look so good that even Darts180 will fail to come up with a reason to complain about Mac and the coaching staff. We shall be 3-2 and half way to Shreveport or beyond....


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