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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I find myself saying "everything's coming up Milhouse!" at least once a week.

    Seasons 3-6 of that show are hands down the best TV episodes I have ever watched.

    I love the Scorpio episode:

    Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like moccasins? Look in your closet - there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!"
    *Throws shoes*
    Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
    Homer: Yes, once.



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    Homer: Now, Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. ...And let's not forget your little speech!


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I, for one, would like to welcome our new insect overlords.


    Asteroids are nature's way of asking "How's that space program going?"

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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Ha. I say Otto's all the time:

    "Wow, I had mustard?!"

    "Bake him away toys." Ha.. great one for Wiggum.


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I haven't read the article yet, and just put these down from memory.

    Ralphie: "My cat's breath smells like catfood"

    Barney(while chugging from the tap): "Uh oh, my heart stopped... there it goes."

    Homer: "I am so SMART, I am so SMART, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T"

    Sea Captain: "Come for the Freak, stay for the food!"



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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Homer - don't blame me...I voted for Kodos

    Snake - umm, did she say she used to be a dude?


    read this post quickly - it might not last long

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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I think I'll watching some simpsons tonight


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    It's not a movie line, but man could I go for a Flaming Moe (err Homer) right now.



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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    "Oh Lord, protect this rocket house, and all who dwell within the rocket house!"
    -Homer


    "What a horrible night to have a curse."
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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Quote Originally Posted by Clone1138 View Post
    My favorite Homer quote is "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
    Best line of the series if you ask me. I use that one all the time at work.



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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Homer (singing): "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R..."


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Two of my all-time favorites:




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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    ...and this classic.




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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I always wanted my metal band to be named Gamblor's Neon Claws:

    No, lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We must save your mother from his neon claws!


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Homer, on the 4th of July, preparing to celebrate America by blowing up a small part of it - "Stand back while I celebrate freedom!"

    Bart - "I warsh myself with a rag on a stick."
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo


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