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    The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    obviously subjective, but some good stuff in here.

    http://www.thewire.com/entertainment...ivered/378879/


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    One of my favorites...




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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I have not heard of this marathon, wish I had time for some classics.

    Scorpio, Monorail, Stone Cutters



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    Dying tickles! ~Ralphie

    -also-

    Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! ~Duffman


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    obviously subjective, but some good stuff in here.

    http://www.thewire.com/entertainment...ivered/378879/
    Ralph's should have been, "Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers," or "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

    I agree with Milhouse's. I recite that line all the time to my wife when a few good things happen.



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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I think this is still my favorite all time.




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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Quote Originally Posted by laminak View Post
    Ralph's should have been, "Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers," or "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

    I agree with Milhouse's. I recite that line all the time to my wife when a few good things happen.
    Unpossible is a perfectly cromulent word.


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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    The best Lisa quote:




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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Nearly any line delivered by Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz is an instant classic.



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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    I wish DirecTV had FXX on the standard package


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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkeye nation
    If [Iowa] were a good shooting team we could make a run at the final 4.

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    Burns: Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! GO HOME!!! You're off the team, FOR GOOD!!
    Mattingly: Fine! I still like him better than Steinbrenner.



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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Troy McClure is the best on one that list.


    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneRulzzz View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkeye nation
    If [Iowa] were a good shooting team we could make a run at the final 4.

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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    My favorite Homer quote is "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."


    "I watch the Cyclone players and they look like guys who grew up fighting for everything they got, on and off the court. In a word, men. I look at the Iowa players and I assume when they were kids they played soccer in leagues that didn't keep score to avoid hurting anyone's feelings. There is not one single leader on this team. It's a group of high school friends playing a pickup game at the YMCA and maybe they will keep score, maybe not, because they are just happy to be there."

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    Re: The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

    Some of my favorites:

    Ralph - "Now he's gonna smell like hot dogs"
    Mr Burns - "Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed" (mentioned in that article)
    Homer - "Bart, you tried and you failed, the lesson is never try"


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    Homer, "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead!"



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