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    Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    Found some humor in this. Most men I know may have considered doing something like this, but now all they need to do is forward this story to their wives to get the point across.

    That said, I doubt this will end well for him. Pretty sure she could develop her own spreadsheet for him on a number of topics. Probably should do what we men dread, which is to talk about it. This is a pretty drastic measure, so there is a chance he's talked about it quite a bit already and she wasn't getting it (and neither was he - badoom ching!).

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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    Brilliant!


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    As a light-hearted type of thing, it's hilarious actually. However, it comes off as if the dude is seriously mad at his wife for lack of sex. That's where it gets weird.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    Honestly, if you are keeping a spreadsheet on this sort of thing, and then giving it to your SO in hopes of getting more, you are proving that you have no idea why you're not getting any.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    There's more problems than just a lack of sex in that marriage. And honestly, who does that? I think both of them are immature.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    If he likes making spreadsheets so much, now he can start making one for the nights he spends alone.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    My dark comptroller soul does love to document performance, but even I couldn't take it that far. That's pretty funny.


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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyched View Post
    If he likes making spreadsheets so much, now he can start making one for the nights he spends alone.
    From the spreadsheet data, his nights alone won't make much of a difference.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Honestly, if you are keeping a spreadsheet on this sort of thing, and then giving it to your SO in hopes of getting more, you are proving that you have no idea why you're not getting any.
    My thoughts are that he probably isn't doing enough and she obviously isn't doing enough. She obviously doesn't have any idea why she isn't having her needs met just the same.

    At least he is willing to address it, even if it isn't the best way. Then again, a spreadsheet is a good way to show that the numbers don't lie. She didn't help the matter by taking their issue to the internet.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    She posted it in a relationship thread asking for help. He sent it to her the day she left on a 10 day business trip and won't answer her calls. I'm sure there are problems from her side as well, but what an ***.


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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    According to his spreadsheet he is getting laid a lot more than I am.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    Quote Originally Posted by Acylum View Post
    Brilliant!
    Only if you never want to have sex again... with current wife anyway.



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    Is CNN really getting it's news from Reddit now? Really? WTF.......



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    She obviously doesn't understand love, honor, and OBEY.







    JK
















    sorta



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    Re: Husband emails wife "no sex" spreadsheet

    I guess he'll find out it can get worse than once every 16 days.



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