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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    We typically stay around mile 7, so kind of in the middle of them, typically head one way one day, and another way another day. Crownline.
    My condo is on 7 mile mark. Condo's are called Millstone. BTW Coconuts hires umm adult dancers to just come sun bathe by the pool. THey don't pay them. Just give them free drinks. Last time we went there were about 20 of them. There also about another 25 or so that were even better looking. So if you are married, wear sunglasses and have your head on a swivel.


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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Quote Originally Posted by AngryPanda View Post
    We had a boat last year took us an hour to get to Osage by water. Since we have a large group can only travel by pontoon boat. Slow driving
    Rent a better Pontoon!



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    My condo is on 7 mile mark. Condo's are called Millstone. BTW Coconuts hires umm adult dancers to just come sun bathe by the pool. THey don't pay them. Just give them free drinks. Last time we went there were about 20 of them. There also about another 25 or so that were even better looking. So if you are married, wear sunglasses and have your head on a swivel.

    Lol, wife and kids will be there!

    Which side are those on?



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    H Toads and Shady Gators



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    What does it cost to rent a pontoon or boat nowadays?



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Quote Originally Posted by mustangcy View Post
    What does it cost to rent a pontoon or boat nowadays?
    After all the taxes and fees it was 1000 bucks for 2 days. I believe it was a 16 person pontoon.



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUME View Post
    After all the taxes and fees it was 1000 bucks for 2 days. I believe it was a 16 person pontoon.
    The problem is that you get a 16 person pontoon with a 80 hp motor most of the time. If you search around a little, you can find pontoons with outboards that are big enough for you to go faster than 10 mph.



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Paradise is nice. Nautifish is a newer one that is ok. Like was said, they all are fun.



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

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    We should have a CF gathering some night. Not even kidding. Would be so much fun.
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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    I would suggest still getting a boat. Bars to go to for sure are Shady Gators, Franky and Louie's(for rum runners with a floater), Coconuts, Paradise, and Beavers on the dam. If you go to coconuts go to the Hill Billy Yacht Club.... It's a step back in time but is very cheap. This is all doable by bus but will take a lot longer.


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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Quote Originally Posted by snowcraig2.0 View Post
    The problem is that you get a 16 person pontoon with a 80 hp motor most of the time. If you search around a little, you can find pontoons with outboards that are big enough for you to go faster than 10 mph.
    I believe it was 115 hp, we really didn't have a problem getting around.



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisMWilliams View Post
    We should have a CF gathering some night. Not even kidding. Would be so much fun.
    We're heading to Branson Monday. Daughter has a World Series softball tournament all week long. How close is Branson to the Ozarks?



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Holy cow, if you think some of those bars are far apart by boat, wait to you try driving them by land. Not to mention for F and L's you have to use the toll.

    Also, unless you want to spend about $250.000 and up, 'pontoon's' are the way to go. Many triton's, even rentals, can push 60 mph. The best barhopping vehicle at the lake hands down.

    I spent years parking a 40 footer, and 36 footer, barhopping, and if there is any wind, it sucks.


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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    So I'm assuming the person driving the boat has to stay sober? I mean...that kind of sucks right? Aren't they pretty big on busting boaters down there?



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    Re: Bars in the Ozarks

    Quote Originally Posted by mustangcy View Post
    So I'm assuming the person driving the boat has to stay sober? I mean...that kind of sucks right? Aren't they pretty big on busting boaters down there?
    Yeah, my best friend doesn't drink, craziest SOB I know but he has never touched a drop


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