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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    Played high school softball back in the metal cleats days. Slid into home, throw was high, catcher jumped, stomped on me when she came down. Cleats caught in my jersey, which ripped open when she jerked her leg away. Rip was on the side, fortunately not the front, but still embarrassing when home plate ump is staring down at you. Just rolled over in the dirt until someone brought me a jacket. Still have a slight scar. And yes, I was safe at least.



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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    That is so gross! I have to think snot would be the worst body byproduct to have a bunch of people see, other than poop. I've puked on myself a few times in public, which was totally embarrassing, but I think I'd prefer that to snot.
    Yeah it was pretty bad. I don't get embarrassed too easily so I tried to laugh it off. They just hosed me down fully clothed and I was good to go.



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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    I am notorious for messaging the wrong person in an online chat like on FB or Yahoo. At one company, they had us all use Yahoo Chat for instant messaging to cut down from basic emails. I became friends with a girl, Jenny. My supervisor at the time was also name Jenny but different person. However in the list of people online, they appear next to each other. So I click on my friend Jenny's name ( or so I thought) and send a message saying 'Hey, we still going to happy hour after work, *****?' to which my supervisor said 'umm I am busy tonight but thanks for asking'. I was mortified.



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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    4th grade little league game, jacked my coach in the groin with a full swing in the dugout, where I of course shouldn't have been swinging a bat. Never heard a man yell so loud in my life...



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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    Quote Originally Posted by ken View Post
    4th grade little league game, jacked my coach in the groin with a full swing in the dugout, where I of course shouldn't have been swinging a bat. Never heard a man yell so loud in my life...
    cup check.



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    Freshman year (my first year drinking), so i was awful at handling my alcohol, I went to a party with this friend of mine. So we went to this party and we're playing some drinking game or another in the basement. One thing leads to another in these drinking games and i hit a losing streak where i drank a lot of really ****** beer in a short amount of time. I'm about to take a break to settle things a bit when my friend comes over and says something about leaving from there to go to the next place.. as i'm turning to her to say something like 'yeah im ready to go', apparently right at that moment my stomach had had enough of whatever ****** beer it was and it forcibly empties itself all over her shirt.



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    This happened to my wife when my son was little. She took him to a garage sale, and there was a woman there on crutches with no leg from the knee down. Out of the blue, he yelled, "Hey lady! Who shot off your leg?"



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    I bought season tickets for Iowa State football when Chizik was the coach. Followed that one up with buying season tickets during all of McDermott's seasons at ISU.



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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    That is so gross! I have to think snot would be the worst body byproduct to have a bunch of people see, other than poop. I've puked on myself a few times in public, which was totally embarrassing, but I think I'd prefer that to snot.
    Wait. You've puked on yourself. A FEW times? In public? I kind of have to hear those stories.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Also, I peed all over myself in an airplane once. I'm tall and have trouble fitting into the front bathroom in some airplanes, so I was peeing all hunched over and leaning against the door when the plane hit some turbulence. That was not a fun flight.
    I have a friend who is 6'6". He told me once that an airplane is the only place where he sits to pee...for your exact reason. According to him "I'd rather have a blue *** than have **** down the front of my pants." His quote will probably show up with asterisks, but I decided to leave it the way he said it rather than doctor it for the censorbots.



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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    That is so gross! I have to think snot would be the worst body byproduct to have a bunch of people see, other than poop. I've puked on myself a few times in public, which was totally embarrassing, but I think I'd prefer that to snot.
    Whenever I watch America's Funniest Videos, I have to look away if I even suspect snot will be shown. And I made my wife do the snot-sucker bulb on the babies when they had a cold. No way could I have done that.



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    For me, singing a gospel song in church. I was the lead, the choir was the echo. Song started with a chorus, then I would do the verse with the choir replying "Shut de door, keep out de debbil", etc. I LOVE the song...very bouncy, very fun to sing. We've done it many times. But this one Sunday morning, we go through the chorus, then boom! Brain fart! No words come to my mind. I ended up lalala'ing the first verse, as the choir did their part...and all of us were trying desperately not to dissolve into puddles of laughter. Words came back to me by the second verse, thank goodness!

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    Re: Friday OT - Your Embarrassing Stories

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    Wait. You've puked on yourself. A FEW times? In public? I kind of have to hear those stories.
    Yeah, I don't hold liquor well at all - I don't drink much, and am barely over 5'. NOT a good combo. One time was more on the wall in the bathroom at JTS than on me, but it was still bad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by urb1 View Post
    Whenever I watch America's Funniest Videos, I have to look away if I even suspect snot will be shown. And I made my wife do the snot-sucker bulb on the babies when they had a cold. No way could I have done that.
    This may be one of the grossest things ever. EVER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    This may be one of the grossest things ever. EVER.
    Yeah, the NoseFrieda or however you spell it. I can't even fathom the world in which I'd try one of those.

    It IS nice that the lady and her baby color-coordinated for their session where the mom sucked snot out of the kid's nose.


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