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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Why does fried chicken give me the farts?
    I really need to know.


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    Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCaptain View Post
    Why does fried chicken give me the farts?
    I really need to know.

    grease? Is there Olestra in it? Don't eat Olestra. It will be a bad time for your colon.


    taking a 2x4 to stupid

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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    I bet I'd pass the DUI test if I drove right now.
    That means you're not drunk enough. Drink!



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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    That means you're not drunk enough. Drink!

    I'm working on it, geez! Are you drunk on the beach yet? No? then make it happen!


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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Belated 4th post. Fun day, drank enough to make me forget I had a summer death cold.

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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    I'm working on it, geez! Are you drunk on the beach yet? No? then make it happen!
    I wish I could be on a beach.
    Why do I have to be in the middle of freaking Iowa? I do know most of us are in the same boat for the middle of Iowa thing, which makes me feel a little better


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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    I'm working on it, geez! Are you drunk on the beach yet? No? then make it happen!
    Actually yes! I'm at a place called Rum Fire! It's a bar right on the beach! Knee deep in cucumber gin and tonics!

    Now drink!



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    Quote Originally Posted by BoxsterCy View Post
    Belated 4th post. Fun day, drank enough to make me forget I had a summer death cold.

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    summer colds are the worst.


    taking a 2x4 to stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    Actually yes! I'm at a place called Rum Fire! It's a bar right on the beach! Knee deep in cucumber gin and tonics!

    Now drink!

    I am!


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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Alcohol is a bad toxin. Grow up.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    I tried posting a picture of the view from the bar, but apparently I'm too drunk to get it to work.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CloneinWDSM View Post
    Alcohol is a bad toxin. Grow up.

    you are a bad toxin!


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    I tried posting a picture of the view from the bar, but apparently I'm too drunk to get it to work.

    I want to see a picture :(


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    Just for Cowgirl. Sorry, sun is already setting.

    and it's upside down. I'm drunk.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

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    Just for Cowgirl. Sorry, sun is already setting.

    and it's upside down. I'm drunk.
    I was so confused as what I was looking at until I read your last sentence.



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