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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    There is, we just don't let the women use it because they'll try to put bowls of potpourri and flower scented candles in it.

    I promise I don't do that. I will probably leave hair everywhere though.


    the government came back to life and I got my thing done. I know you all cared deeply.


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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    I promise I don't do that. I will probably leave hair everywhere though.


    the government came back to life and I got my thing done. I know you all cared deeply.
    And brushes. And hair curlers/straighteners. And makeup. And those stupid hair pins that end up everywhere.

    I've lived with a woman. I know how it works.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    And brushes. And hair curlers/straighteners. And makeup. And those stupid hair pins that end up everywhere.

    I've lived with a woman. I know how it works.

    ok, there's a straightener out today, but normally I put that away. Makeup is all in containers and bobby pins are under control. Counter needs to be cleaned though, it's dirty.


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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    And brushes. And hair curlers/straighteners. And makeup. And those stupid hair pins that end up everywhere.

    I've lived with a woman. I know how it works.

    And...the 'women' products under the sink...a veritable menagerie of absorbent cotton products of all shapes and sizes.





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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    ok, there's a straightener out today, but normally I put that away. Makeup is all in containers and bobby pins are under control. Counter needs to be cleaned though, it's dirty.
    And there's probably about a 40 percent chance you forgot to turn the hair straightener off or unplug it?



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

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    And...the 'women' products under the sink...a veritable menagerie of absorbent cotton products of all shapes and sizes.
    And they all just intermingle. Go for a cotton swab, end up with a tampon somehow.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    And there's probably about a 40 percent chance you forgot to turn the hair straightener off or unplug it?

    never! I'm terrified I'll burn a place down, so it's unplugged as soon as I'm done using it.


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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    never! I'm terrified I'll burn a place down, so it's unplugged as soon as I'm done using it.
    Fine. Just remember to leave the seat up when you're done.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    And they all just intermingle. Go for a cotton swab, end up with a tampon somehow.

    Gentle glide applicator does help with ear cleanin', though.






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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by 00clone View Post
    Gentle glide applicator does help with ear cleanin', though.

    Tell that to the doctor that had to remove one from my ear canal!

    Long story.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Just noticed I inadvertently put my name in a post. Try not to stalk me too much, CF. Or do. It wouldn't be the first time. Just try to keep the death threats to a minimum.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    There is, we just don't let the women use it because they'll try to put bowls of potpourri and flower scented candles in it.
    And all them damn throw pillows!


    No matter what, I could NEVER cheer for Dirt and Urine.

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    Re: Random thoughts thread

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    Just noticed I inadvertently put my name in a post. Try not to stalk me too much, CF. Or do. It wouldn't be the first time. Just try to keep the death threats to a minimum.
    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    And they all just intermingle. Go for a cotton swab, end up with a tampon somehow.

    Your name is tampon?





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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by 00clone View Post
    Your name is tampon?
    My middle name. My full name is Cotton Tampon Intermingle.



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    Re: Random thoughts thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrocksmypants View Post
    Just noticed I inadvertently put my name in a post. Try not to stalk me too much, CF. Or do. It wouldn't be the first time. Just try to keep the death threats to a minimum.
    Too late!



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