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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by WhatchaGonnaDo View Post
    Your legs are so hairy *swoon*
    It happenec two more times.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rabbuk View Post
    A girl climbing into my bed who I had never met. I lived right by the main door to helser and didn't always lock it.
    One of my first nights in Helser I had a drunk dude from down the hall come in my room when I was sleeping. He had no idea where he was.

    I learned to lock my door after that.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Living in Cyclone Plaza, wake up to find an indescribable goo on the floor past the foot of my bed. It was a good amount ~6" diameter and 1/2" thick. No smell, strange opaque blue/brown color. We called it ectoplasm because we could not figure out where it came from. It was not from a human as far as we could tell.

    Go out into hall way which was partially flooded from my roommate passing out in the shower and blocking the drain.

    The other roommate wakes up to find his two pet crabs dead in shower guys room on his laptop which was now destroyed.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    4th floor willow freshman year. Wake up, grab my shower tote, walk out my door and hang a right to the bathroom. The hallway was littered with shoes, a shirt, and a pair of pants. I'm thinking, "damn, someone just couldnt wait to get it on last night" I shower up, leave the bathroom and head back down the hall. It turns out I should have looked the other way down the hall because there laid some dude i had never seen before, only in his boxers, curled in the fetal position. Next to him was a pile of puke.

    Naturally I try to be a good Samaritan so I woke the dude up, gave him a bottle of water and asked him. "wtf dude?" lol. Hilarious. Guy had no idea where he was. I ended up giving him a ride back to west ames. Guy was so embarrassed he hardly said a word.

    In hindsight its kinda scary how easily someone who doesnt belong can get into the dorms



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by roundball View Post
    Lighten up, poopy pantses.
    Right back at ya.


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by SwirlingFloater View Post
    Partially eaten mayonnaise w/ salt and pepper sandwich, screen torn out of my apartment window complete with bottle rocket debris around window area, a broken wooden hand rail on the apartment steps going up to my floor, missing car which somehow magically made it to my parking space at my apartment building and some very annoyed neighbors.

    This was one night, not separate occasions.
    When you woke up, did you look like your avatar?


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUME View Post
    I woke up with all my clothes and shoes still on, but my boxers were on backwards.
    I took a shower and dressed once after an afternoon of day drinking and put my underwear on backwards. I kinda remember trying to pee at a party but couldn't figure out my window. figured out my underwear the next morning as I was getting out of bed, and proceeded to fall face first into a puddle of my own **** #veishea



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    A call from a friend who said he just woke up in the bed of a truck in the middle of cornfield and needed picked up. Problem was, he didn't know where he was. After a few hours of communication, I found him on a country road above 10 miles outside of west Ames towards Boone.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Not exactly weird, but junior year during finals week I had a portfolio to turn in by 9 am on a Thursday morning. I woke up at 8:15 on Little Bluestem in some girls house who I did not know. When outside, no vehicle, no wallet. Called my buddy to come get me, he had no idea where little Bluestem was, he got me at 8:40, got to my house, grabbed the portfolio and made it to Curtiss right at 9:00. I have no idea how we pulled if off, but I puked as I was leaving the basement of Curtiss.


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    My 3rd night of my freshman year of college I woke up to someone milling around my room. The door to our room had a switch on the inside that you could flip up if you didn't want to have to enter to code on the keypad and we forgot to flip it down before bed. After a few minutes of watching him it became clear he was sleep walking. He wandered around our room for a while, he checked my phone and then laid down on our futon and fell back asleep.

    I, having known my roomate for all of 3 days, had no idea what to do. I didn't really want to wake him up and tell him there was someone in our room, at risk of looking like an idiot. However, I knew the old addage is you are never supposed to wake a sleep walker, so I didn't really feel like trying to get this guy out of our room on our own. I eventually got my roomate to wake up and we tried yelling at the kid to get him to wake up. After about 10 minutes he shot up out of bed and wandered right back out of our room.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Me personally, it was in Friley Hall. I was woken up about 4 am after a hard night of drinking. The kid across the hall had his brother and brothers friend up for the weekend, and they were crashing in my room as his roommates was a little weird.

    I woke up to the kid across the halls brother peeing on his friend who was sleeping on our coach.

    I asked him wtf he was doing and to stop, and he just blankly stared at me. the kid on the couch woke up and just mumbled a bit and went back to sleep.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    During an annual campout with my old college friends, I woke up one morning with deep scratches and dried blood all over my arms and legs. Evidently, when I got up to pee, I fell into a thorn bush. The bush looked like it had been parted down the middle.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by urb1 View Post
    The bush looked like it had been parted down the middle.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Woke up on the bench at the bus stop by Lake Lavern one Sunday morning.


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    I had a friend who woke up in the bushes outside of St. Thomas as the bell was tolling and people were going in to church.


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