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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Some of my friends got a little intoxicated one night, thought they were using the restroom at a local Chinese restaurant...turns out they accidentally walked into the kitchen. Woke up to a 20lb bag of shrimp in the fridge.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by Daserop View Post
    someone thinking that my dresser was a urinal.


    That "someone" was probably you. I know from experience, dude.


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUCyclones2015 View Post
    Why the **** did you have guys nip pics?

    well I don't really know how it started (well, started with some very large containers of rum/coke and vodka/lemonade) but BFF and I started taking pictures at a party with all the guys we knew (and then moved on to the ones we didn't) with our fingers pointing to/on their nipples. And we had someone taking a picture of each one. The pictures are surprisingly non-blurry considering the picture taker was also drunk as ****.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    well I don't really know how it started (well, started with some very large containers of rum/coke and vodka/lemonade) but BFF and I started taking pictures at a party with all the guys we knew (and then moved on to the ones we didn't) with our fingers pointing to/on their nipples. And we had someone taking a picture of each one. The pictures are surprisingly non-blurry considering the picture taker was also drunk as ****.
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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    A picture of some guy who looked like me holding a Stop sign...too soon?



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    I woke up with all my clothes and shoes still on, but my boxers were on backwards.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    I think my husband has told this story here before, but it's relevant.

    We went to a big Halloween house party being thrown by a friend of mine and her boyfriend. Everyone was dressed up - I think I went as Mr. Slave, my husband went as a clown (face paint and everything). He didn't know many other people there - so, when my friend and her boyfriend had a huge fight and I had to abandon him to help her, he was left alone with a bunch of randos.

    Janny did what any man would likely do in that situation - proceeded to get royally drunk and became everyone's friend. When it was time for us to go, I had to pull him away from his 40 new best friends. It had been hot at the party, so he was wiping off his face paint while talking, it was all over him. This wouldn't have been a deal, except he saw a few of his new friends going outside to pee in the bushes as we were leaving. He shook both of their hands emphatically - with the face paint on his hands. I had to explain to him in his drunken state when we got to the car that those guys would likely wake up with white paint on their genitalia in the morning now, and have to explain to their girlfriends what happened. He laughed so hard the whole way home that I had to get him out of the car.


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Another guy...

    I knew he would be there eventually (bunch of guys sharing one hotel room in Chicago to save money) but was still somewhat surprising.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I think my husband has told this story here before, but it's relevant.

    We went to a big Halloween house party being thrown by a friend of mine and her boyfriend. Everyone was dressed up - I think I went as Mr. Slave, my husband went as a clown (face paint and everything). He didn't know many other people there - so, when my friend and her boyfriend had a huge fight and I had to abandon him to help her, he was left alone with a bunch of randos.

    Janny did what any man would likely do in that situation - proceeded to get royally drunk and became everyone's friend. When it was time for us to go, I had to pull him away from his 40 new best friends. It had been hot at the party, so he was wiping off his face paint while talking, it was all over him. This wouldn't have been a deal, except he saw a few of his new friends going outside to pee in the bushes as we were leaving. He shook both of their hands emphatically - with the face paint on his hands. I had to explain to him in his drunken state when we got to the car that those guys would likely wake up with white paint on their genitalia in the morning now, and have to explain to their girlfriends what happened. He laughed so hard the whole way home that I had to get him out of the car.

    lol, imagining those guys trying to explain that. "No honey, it wasn't another woman, I swear! It was just a clown!"



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUCyclones2015 View Post
    After a night of drinking what is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?

    Random texts? A giant banana? Whatever.

    (Let's try to keep it clean too...)
    It's not really nice to call her a 'thing'.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    two of my friends sleeping in a yard of an after hours get together in Liberty, MO. Kids were walking to the bus stop pointing. just like The Hangover, "obviously we had a great ******* time."


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by isuska View Post
    bloody foot, bleeding from the mouth, and someone had buzzed my head. I've kept the buzzed head ever since
    JUST A FOOT? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF HER?!?!?! YOU MONSTER!



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    lol, imagining those guys trying to explain that. "No honey, it wasn't another woman, I swear! It was just a clown!"
    That was EXACTLY what I was picturing, too. Because it being "just a clown" somehow makes it better. ;)


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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    I am usually very deliberate when I come home drunk. I get water, put my stuff in the exact place they should be, so I usually don't wake up to anything weird.

    One night I came home, went to bed, and slept in. I felt pretty good in the morning even though I had been smashed the night before.

    When I went to the bathroom though there was evidence that I had yacked in the middle of the night. I don't remember it in the slightest. I must have woken up, puked, cleaned up a little bit (because it was pretty clean) and gone back to sleep.



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    Re: Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rabbuk View Post
    A girl climbing into my bed who I had never met. I lived right by the main door to helser and didn't always lock it.
    Your legs are so hairy *swoon*



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