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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    I'm ready to go on a tinder spree and need some help. Any good lines?

    And for you old/married people...

    Tinder (application software) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Put the computer...smart phone...android...IPad...laptop away and actually go out and TALK FACE TO FACE!!!!



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Is it as easy to hook up as advertised? If so, I really wish this existed when I was a single man



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    ...maybe that's just me...being old-fashioned...



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by 00clone View Post


    SHEATH THAT SUCKA...



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by ImJustKCClone View Post
    Put the computer...smart phone...android...IPad...laptop away and actually go out and TALK FACE TO FACE!!!!
    Success rate very low



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by CarlHungus View Post
    Is it as easy to hook up as advertised? If so, I really wish this existed when I was a single man
    Yes.

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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by CarlHungus View Post
    Is it as easy to hook up as advertised? If so, I really wish this existed when I was a single man
    I'm glad it didn't. There were plenty of nights in college that I wasn't sure I wanted to deal with the bars or a party. But through good old fashioned guts and determination I forced myself to get drunk and hit on girls. And sometimes that hard work would pay off by a semi attractive girl being drunk enough to think I'm semi attractive as well. If Tinder was around back then I would have just been lazy and gone hoggin on line.



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by FarminCy View Post
    I'm glad it didn't. There were plenty of nights in college that I wasn't sure I wanted to deal with the bars or a party. But through good old fashioned guts and determination I forced myself to get drunk and hit on girls. And sometimes that hard work would pay off by a semi attractive girl being drunk enough to think I'm semi attractive as well. If Tinder was around back then I would have just been lazy and gone hoggin on line.
    I just do it while I take a ****... a few minutes a day. If nothing else, it passes the time.



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUCyclones2015 View Post
    I just do it while I take a ****... a few minutes a day. If nothing else, it passes the time.
    If that doesnt turn a girl on, idk what will


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    This seems like a good way to end up with the clap? Yes?


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    This seems like a good way to end up with the clap? Yes?
    Casual sex in college is always a way to get the clap.



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    I don't always try to pick up chicks with android apps.... but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    How did I miss this thread?

    Bumping it.

    Used to think Tinder was extremely stupid. And I didn't want my face on something like that where it could come back to haunt me. Then I had a conversation with a few buddies who've said they've actually met some great people from Tinder. One had a relationship work about 6 months until they got sick of each other. Then one of them showed me this article that actually put together a pretty good argument for Tinder, saying it's great for this generation and dating.

    Anyhow, I still think the success rate is unbelievably ******.

    Doc, did any of these lines work for you?


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by FarminCy View Post
    So apparently it is now much easier to track down desperate fat chicks.
    I thought this too, but my roommate found an absolute smoke-show on this and she actually is pretty cool.


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUCubswin View Post
    How did I miss this thread?

    Bumping it.

    Used to think Tinder was extremely stupid. And I didn't want my face on something like that where it could come back to haunt me. Then I had a conversation with a few buddies who've said they've actually met some great people from Tinder. One had a relationship work about 6 months until they got sick of each other. Then one of them showed me this article that actually put together a pretty good argument for Tinder, saying it's great for this generation and dating.

    Anyhow, I still think the success rate is unbelievably ******.

    Doc, did any of these lines work for you?
    "How free are you on a scale of one to America?" worked really well. Plus you can tell if they have at least a semblance of knowledge about the world sometimes.

    There's a really funny knock knock joke that I must have gone 0-5 or 0-6 with. It made me laugh every time though.



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