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    Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    I'm ready to go on a tinder spree and need some help. Any good lines?

    And for you old/married people...

    Tinder (application software) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Thanks for the clarification. Oh, I get it. It's tinder for kindling that flame.


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Will it run on a Kindle version so you can complete the joke? And will it be funny once you do? (Spoiler: probably not)



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    "I'm willing, doesn't matter what you look like"

    From my experience, that line works out well.



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    "Are you a Hok fan?"

    "Say, do you watch DWTS?"

    "I graduated from college. How about you?"


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    So...do you put out or what?


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    So apparently it is now much easier to track down desperate fat chicks.



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    "You're so smokin' hot, you might burn my britches."


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by FarminCy View Post
    So apparently it is now much easier to track down desperate fat chicks.
    Almost too easy. It's like being a lion chasing down a wounded animal.


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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    You can literally say anything. They're already attracted to you because you can't chat unless you're a match. Meaning you've clicked yes on each other.


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    WesleyBot pulling out all the stops



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    I'm ready to go on a tinder spree and need some help. Any good lines?

    And for you old/married people...

    Tinder (application software) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis???



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    Re: Your Favorite Tinder Lines

    idkwtf I'm reading right now. I'm going to have to Tinder my resignation from this thread and never step foot in it A Gain.


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