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    This is probably fake...

    ...but part of me really wants it to be true. Not because I'm into celebrity look-a-like dwarf porn (anymore), but because a story like this just makes the world a more magical place.

    Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten


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    Re: This is probably fake...



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    Re: This is probably fake...

    Dude, I think we talked about this in the last thread.



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    Re: This is probably fake...

    What is happening here?


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    The midget porn stars 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered ‘partially gnawed’ in the badger burrow, however at the moment it is unclear how the adult actor died, suicide has not been ruled out by investigators.
    Suicide by badger? That is so ******* metal.




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    Re: This is probably fake...

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones21 View Post
    What is happening here?
    Sorry to break it to you this way, but I think your uncle is dead...


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    Re: This is probably fake...

    On a somewhat related note I watched some of the UK episodes of Kitchen Nightmares starring the full sized Gordon Ramsey on Netflix and they are so much better than the American version.




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    Re: This is probably fake...

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    On a somewhat related note I watched some of the UK episodes of Kitchen Nightmares starring the full sized Gordon Ramsey on Netflix and they are so much better than the American version.
    I think you're focused on the wrong part of this story.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    I think you're focused on the wrong part of this story.
    I'm admittedly desensitized to many types of dwarf porn, it's both a blessing and a curse.




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    Re: This is probably fake...

    I'm a little skeptical. There's a small chance that this story is a tiny bit exaggerated. Sad deal though. Died at 35? Such a short life.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SplitIdentity View Post
    I'm a little skeptical. There's a small chance that this story is a tiny bit exaggerated. Sad deal though. Died at 35? Such a short life.
    That's really a low thing to say.




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    Re: This is probably fake...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    I think you're focused on the wrong part of this story.
    He is, but he's also 100% right about the American version being Muff Cabbage



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    Re: This is probably fake...

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    That's really a low thing to say.
    Don't worry. It probably went right over his head.


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    Re: This is probably fake...

    Quote Originally Posted by SplitIdentity View Post
    I'm a little skeptical. There's a small chance that this story is a tiny bit exaggerated. Sad deal though. Died at 35? Such a short life.
    I see what you did there.
    a,r,m,o,y,n,g,d,s,o,a,r = Gordon Ramsay
    Anagram. You clever hawk fan, you.


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    i read the comments in a mental british accent.



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