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    Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud


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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Hooray for Metaphors!

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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...

    Curse you, SHOPTALK, I just about fell off my chair laughing.




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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Good thread is good.



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Try reading the reviews for Liquid ***.



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Not sure what was supposed to be so funny.



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    I teared up reading through a few!!!



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Too bad there all sold out



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Quote Originally Posted by pourcyne View Post
    Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...

    Curse you, SHOPTALK, I just about fell off my chair laughing.

    Oh, try reading the ones on Amazon, like the Missionary, the Iowa boy proposing marriage right after ingesting a few for "nerves" or the one that is titled "I can't get the stink out". I had to stop reading, I hurt so bad from laughing so hard. I did warn you!

    It's borderline laughter torture, but I've set a goal of reading through them all before I die. Couldn't get through but like a page of them before I had to stop. Haven't been back yet, but going to try some more gummy bear stories this morning and see how many I can "take". So consider your revenge taken in kind, sir.


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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Quote Originally Posted by enisthemenace View Post
    Try reading the reviews for Liquid ***.
    Please provide a link obi-wan. Will read I will.



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Quote Originally Posted by ShopTalk View Post
    Please provide a link obi-wan. Will read I will.
    Don't think I should because of the product's name (it gets the block on CF). Just go to Amazon and search it. Worth the extra step.



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    I've been seeing this get posted all over the place lately, and I've read through a lot of the reviews but I guess I don't see what the big deal is and haven't found them all that funny. I'm not a Debbie Downer or anything, maybe it's just because I can't stand to eat more than about a handful of gummy bears in one sitting and I can't even remember the last time I did that. Not sure how people can just sit there with a 5 pound bag and continue to stuff them in their pieholes.



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    Quote Originally Posted by enisthemenace View Post
    Don't think I should because of the product's name (it gets the block on CF). Just go to Amazon and search it. Worth the extra step.
    For me, what makes this funny is the unintentional and unexpected results, not an intentional infliction of self-harm or harm to others - at least in most cases.

    And then the good intentions and need to warn others - And express the results in novellas with exceedingly personal and humiliating results in pooetic and visually accurate detail. To everyone. Over the internet.

    Most negative Amazon reviews are short and to the point about what doesn't work. And angry. These are short stories of personal Hell and the wrath of Japanese intestinal demons. And most are told with that sense of humor intact in the very creative descriptions used.



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    A+
    kinda makes me want to challenge the dragon!



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    Re: Warning: Only Read when you can laugh out loud

    "The trees conceal your condition from the view of others, but they fail tremendously to stop the sound of what can only be described as drowning a toddler in a mud puddle."
    W O W.... should have heeded the warning. Literally almost ****** myself at work and i only read the first 8 or so....


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