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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    Ahhhhhhhhhh!



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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    I don't want to read or look....so is the man okay?





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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    I guess foul play has not been ruled out, and Ricardo Montalban has been brought in for questioning in the matter.


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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    obligatory:





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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    I'm going to read this to my elementary science classes.


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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    The vacuum cleaner thing is something I never would have thought to try. I probably would have tried putting a drinking straw in my ear and having a friend try to suck it out.


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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    I guess foul play has not been ruled out, and Ricardo Montalban has been brought in for questioning in the matter.
    Kaaaahhhhhnnnn....



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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    Damn it, Janny. I was just about to eat lunch...


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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    The vacuum cleaner thing is something I never would have thought to try. I probably would have tried putting a drinking straw in my ear and having a friend try to suck it out.
    You don't have many friends left, do you?



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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    The vacuum cleaner thing is something I never would have thought to try. I probably would have tried putting a drinking straw in my ear and having a friend try to suck it out.
    And many hearty thanks go out to Bos, who just informed me that with this post, I may have just invented the act of "ear felching."

    Nothing gets by you, Bos.


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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    And many hearty thanks go out to Bos, who just informed me that with this post, I may have just invented the act of "ear felching."

    Nothing gets by you, Bos.

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    Re: Cockroach in the ear

    Not as good as the atomic wedgie story you posted



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