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    How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    My mother-in-law works for NOAA. She has nothing to do, so she is driving here to stay with us, without prior notification, for as long as she wants. I don't mind scheduled visits, but this is not a scheduled visit.

    This sucks.



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Use the force Yoda...plant in her mind that you are not the family she is looking for.

    Other than that, big project at work, can't be home much, and jeesh, timing worked out good, mom-in-law, you can help with the family and things around the house, like cleaning bathrooms, and stuff.





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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    If I catch her pinching my stash, I will cut off her hand.



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    that sucks. keep your head up, and make a beer run



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Is she good looking? I could take her off your hands. At least for a night.



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Is she down to party? Would a threesome be awkward?



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    I can only imagine your pain...

    And thankfully, I only have to imagine it. Sucks to suck.


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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

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    Is she down to party? Would a threesome be awkward?
    Did you feed Mittens?!

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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Quote Originally Posted by RollsRoyce View Post
    Is she good looking? I could take her off your hands. At least for a night.



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    overindulge in protein powder and stink her out.


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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

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    <image removed>

    Well, looks like I'm skipping dinner.





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    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    The thing I'm most amazed at about that picture is there's a website called memegeneokerlund.com




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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    besides the people I know who aren't getting a paycheck this is the first case of shutdown outrage I actually believe is real.


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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Things like this make me think back to the advise my great grandpa gave me. It's Reagan's fault just like the potholes in the road are.



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