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    How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    My mother-in-law works for NOAA. She has nothing to do, so she is driving here to stay with us, without prior notification, for as long as she wants. I don't mind scheduled visits, but this is not a scheduled visit.

    This sucks.



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Use the force Yoda...plant in her mind that you are not the family she is looking for.

    Other than that, big project at work, can't be home much, and jeesh, timing worked out good, mom-in-law, you can help with the family and things around the house, like cleaning bathrooms, and stuff.



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    If I catch her pinching my stash, I will cut off her hand.



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    If I catch her pinching my stash, I will cut off her hand.
    Problem solved then! You in jail and her in hospital. The big question is: Who does your wife visit?











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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    that sucks. keep your head up, and make a beer run



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Is she good looking? I could take her off your hands. At least for a night.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RollsRoyce View Post
    Is she good looking? I could take her off your hands. At least for a night.



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    Well, looks like I'm skipping dinner.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    The thing I'm most amazed at about that picture is there's a website called memegeneokerlund.com



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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    Is she down to party? Would a threesome be awkward?



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    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    Is she down to party? Would a threesome be awkward?
    Did you feed Mittens?!

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    I can only imagine your pain...

    And thankfully, I only have to imagine it. Sucks to suck.


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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    overindulge in protein powder and stink her out.


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    Re: How the government shutdown is messing my **** up

    besides the people I know who aren't getting a paycheck this is the first case of shutdown outrage I actually believe is real.


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