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    Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    This cracks me up, I've driven by this dozens of times and everytime I see it I just laughed it was so obviously a front for prostitution. It's this random, ****** old house on Merle Hay Dr. just north of 80/35 and COMPLETELY out of place. The windows are all blacked out and there's a sign in front of it that says "Asian Massage Parlor."

    I can't stop laughing about this story:

    http://www.desmoinesregister.com/art...ting?Frontpage

    Also, the pictures of the ladies, yikes. Too bad real life is never like the movies..


    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Fengzhen Wei, 53, was charged with prostitution and operation without proper licensing. Haixin Liu, 53, and Jinfeng Qin, 54, were charged with operation without a proper license.

    Proper prostitution license or massage license?



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Laugh all you want, but I've had a hell of time rescheduling at other places this weekend.



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Quote Originally Posted by abe2010 View Post
    Fengzhen Wei, 53, was charged with prostitution and operation without proper licensing. Haixin Liu, 53, and Jinfeng Qin, 54, were charged with operation without a proper license.

    Proper prostitution license or massage license?
    You buy that at the same place you get your drug tax stamp.


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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    I've driven by there a few times, and I thought pretty much the same thing.



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    one of many



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Based on the description, that place is out of the way. Why you guys keep "driving by" there?



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Quote Originally Posted by CyOps View Post
    Based on the description, that place is out of the way. Why you guys keep "driving by" there?
    It's on Merle Hay about a half mile north of 80/35. It's not out of the way at all.


    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Architect View Post
    It's on Merle Hay about a half mile north of 80/35. It's not out of the way at all.
    I keed, I keed.



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    So for the officer that went undercover, do you think he volunteered or just drew the short straw?



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Quote Originally Posted by MLawrence View Post
    So for the officer that went undercover, do you think he volunteered or just drew the short straw?
    Hopefully he didnt volunteer.







    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Architect View Post
    Hopefully he didnt volunteer.





    Meh, would.



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    how does one even ask about this sort of thing? so... uh... you do the happy part?


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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    My office is about a mile north of there. ALWAYS knew it was dicey as it used to just be called "Asian Massage" on the sign in a dumpy looking old house...

    Surprised it took this long to catch on...



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    Re: Hilarious - Asian Massage Parlor busted for prostitution in Johnston

    Quote Originally Posted by mtowncyclone13 View Post
    how does one even ask about this sort of thing? so... uh... you do the happy part?
    I have a friend that works in one here in Ames (well, not an Asian one) but she says people have asked for them, and that multiple people have lost memberships and get kicked out because they get wood during the massage.


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