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    THE ODDS ARE

    Okay so nobody else will play them so here we go!

    I bet there is at least 5 fade in or fade outs on a corn field during the broadcast tomorrow

    I bet Luke Knott gets called Jake Knott at a minimum 2ce (even though they couldn't get Jake's name right last year)

    I bet they reference CPR has ties to Ankeny at least 2ce

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    I bet the announcers talk up whoever is winning as if they knew it all along (I bet on this one 60% of the time every time)


    YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH BILLY SELF!

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    Re: THE ODDS ARE

    Let's set some Over/Unders with these:

    1. Shots of corn fields going in/out of commericals: 5.5
    2. Luke Knott incorrectly referred to as Jake Knott: 1.5
    3. Jake Knott mentions (not including incorrect mentions above): 1.5
    4. Mentions of CPR's connections to Ankeny: 1.5
    5. Time quote from CPR's childhood home in Ankeny to Jack Trice Stadium: 15.5 minutes
    6. Mentions of the number of years Ferentz has been coaching: 2.5
    7. Number of different pronunciations of "Rudock": 1.5
    8. Number of mentions of ISU loss to Tulsa in bowl game last year: 2.5



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    Re: THE ODDS ARE

    Number of dirty limericks recited containing the name Rudock: 2.5


    Wait, that will just be me, not the announcers.


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    Re: THE ODDS ARE

    Number of shots of Ferentz chewing gum 1000.


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    Re: THE ODDS ARE

    I am guessing there will be a taped segment of announcers eating at Hickory Park again.



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    Re: THE ODDS ARE

    Shots of downtown Des Moines as they say "Here we are, back in Ames..." 1.5



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    Re: THE ODDS ARE

    Quote Originally Posted by khardbored View Post
    Shots of downtown Des Moines as they say "Here we are, back in Ames..." 1.5
    pretty much right



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    Re: THE ODDS ARE

    "Both of these teams hoping to harvest a victory today". Blah, blah, blah.


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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