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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    I only know the Bandwagon, Tavern, Panther, and Farmer varieties.



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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    I know some mistaken Steeler's fans
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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    I'm a pretty big fan of the "where's waldo" variety. It's just such a douchy move that I like it.


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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    I know an "Illini Reject" Cyclone. She didn't get accepted at UIUC so she's in Chem E at ISU now. I was talking to her father last weekend, he was raving about the atmosphere at Jack Trice. One more convert in the suburbs, I love it.


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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    That's my website. I'm glad you guys liked the post.

    I compiled a bunch of Iowa jokes on it back in 2010 on that site too - most of which are still relevant.



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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    Thats awesome. I have a friend who is a "Panther Hok" by that exact definition so this will be blasted over to him since this last week he has been in UNI mode since the Panther win... that its Cy-Hawk week he's changing his wardrobe. I bet actual UNI fans are going to be confused on the Cedar Falls campus this week with all the black and gold walking around.



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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    I had a Panther Hok sit behind me during the UNI game wearing a purple UNI shirt. After the first TD for UNI he asked all of us sitting around him if we ever been to Kinnick. I asked why... "Well my gf is a UNI student, and I go to Kirkwood, but a big Hawk fan."


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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    Don't forget the I'm hawk doosh and there's nuthin you can do about it fan. You've seen this turd a million times...he's the tool wearing the hawk shirt at JTS during the KSU-ISU game.


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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    The Iowa grad moving out of State is so true. I know 5 people who graduated last year from Iowa...all moved out of state. The ANF thing is one of the stupidest things Iowa does. I love how their fans call us Moo U and and I S Moo yet when the ANF stuff comes up they are all "yeah we support farmers and Iowa's ag industry". Props to colbycheese for a such a true blog about hok fans and for WRNL for the AHF shirts!


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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    Living in Eastern Iowa for the past 20 years I've learned the best way to shut up most Hawk fans is to start asking them questions about their players. Most "Hawk Fans" would be hard pressed to name over 30% of their starters for any given sport. Oddly enough their "wrestling fans" are the worst for this.



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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by weR138 View Post
    Don't forget the I'm hawk doosh and there's nuthin you can do about it fan. You've seen this turd a million times...he's the tool wearing the hawk shirt at JTS during the KSU-ISU game.
    Ya, I'd say that person's something of a cross between Where's Waldo Hok and Tavern Hok.



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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by colbycheese View Post
    That's my website. I'm glad you guys liked the post.

    I compiled a bunch of Iowa jokes on it back in 2010 on that site too - most of which are still relevant.
    Had no idea the site was made by a fellow fanatic. Awesome blog. :-)



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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by intrepid27 View Post
    Living in Eastern Iowa for the past 20 years I've learned the best way to shut up most Hawk fans is to start asking them questions about their players. Most "Hawk Fans" would be hard pressed to name over 30% of their starters for any given sport. Oddly enough their "wrestling fans" are the worst for this.
    Exactly. I work with tons of these fans. Hardcore Hawkeyes who don't know any of the players. Maybe the starting QB (not this year).

    The Hawk fans who actually know something about football, and don't disrespect ISU, are the only Hawk fans I can stand.



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    Re: 8 types of Iowa Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by klamath632 View Post
    I know an "Illini Reject" Cyclone. She didn't get accepted at UIUC so she's in Chem E at ISU now. I was talking to her father last weekend, he was raving about the atmosphere at Jack Trice. One more convert in the suburbs, I love it.
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