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    Jared Lorenzen

    While flipping through Twitter last night reading all the ISU love, I came across this story.
    If you remember Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky, you know he was listed at around 260 pounds, as a quarterback.

    Well the man is somehow still playing football (after college he was a backup to Eli Manning). He's now with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League, and he's up to 320 pounds!

    Check out this article from CBS Sports, complete with Vine clips of Jared evading tacklers and completing passes. Amazing!

    Jared Lorenzen weighs 320 pounds, still playing QB - CBSSports.com



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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    Oh thats just hilarious. Hes awesome.



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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    I know anyone who has played an NCAA football game MUST have created that 7'0 400 lbs QB with 100 speed at at least one point in time... right? Or am I just weird that way?



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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    Was hoping someone else posted this! This is great!

    He looks worse than a lineman. What a pile



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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonetrombone View Post
    I know anyone who has played an NCAA football game MUST have created that 7'0 400 lbs QB with 100 speed at at least one point in time... right? Or am I just weird that way?
    Yeah, that was pretty hilarious. So were the 5'5" 160lb tackles dishing out pancake blocks.




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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    The hefty lefty...great nickname.



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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    Cannot. Stop. Watching...and laughing! Thanks for sharing!



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    320 my ***. He looks 400.


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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    great comment by Rome. "XFL had He Hate Me" "The CIFL has He Ate Me"


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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    The hefty lefty...great nickname.
    His other nickname is The Pillsbury Throwboy.



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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonetrombone View Post
    I know anyone who has played an NCAA football game MUST have created that 7'0 400 lbs QB with 100 speed at at least one point in time... right? Or am I just weird that way?

    I made a receiver like that called T.L. Flyer.
    The nerdiness never ends.


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    The Round Mound of Touchdown


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    The Bluegrass Fatass!



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    Re: Jared Lorenzen

    Quote Originally Posted by CloneinWDSM View Post
    Was hoping someone else posted this! This is great!

    He looks worse than a lineman. What a pile
    That pile looks more agile than most in here probably ever have been.



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