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    Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    One of my neighbors(most likely, given my door location) stole a shipment from my door then came back the next day and dropped off the empty box. Here are my ideas so far..

    1) Leave a tempting electronics box at my door, loaded with shredded paper and mouse traps..with a 2 word message written at the bottom of the box..

    2) Leave box with some kind of exploding paintballs like they use in bank bags in the movies.

    Anyone have any other ideas along those lines? Or does anyone know how to do #2?



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Quote Originally Posted by isuchicago View Post
    One of my neighbors(most likely, given my door location) stole a shipment from my door then came back the next day and dropped off the empty box. Here are my ideas so far..

    1) Leave a tempting electronics box at my door, loaded with shredded paper and mouse traps..with a 2 word message written at the bottom of the box..

    2) Leave box with some kind of exploding paintballs like they use in bank bags in the movies.

    Anyone have any other ideas along those lines? Or does anyone know how to do #2?

    I do, and we've been working on it with my oldest son. So sick of diapers.



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Fill a box with cocaine and call the cops to his house when the box goes missing.


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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Burn his house down


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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Hoagie slap his wife



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Seriously confront him and burn his house down. Dont let someone steal from you. Next thing you know he will be taking your car, your wife, your food, youre not gonna do anything about it.



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Become Dexter and make him disappear. He wont be stealing your things when he's in pieces.



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Can you mount a small USB camera some where to try and lock down who it is?



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    I think the exploding paintballs (however that works) is a great idea. Because not only will it get all over him, hopefully it'd get all over wherever he opens it (house) and put him in the dog house with the spouse (if he has one).


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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    What did he or she take from you? Flaming bag of poo is my idea for revenge.



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    I vote for mousetraps



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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Quote Originally Posted by Mumbai1986 View Post
    What did he or she take from you? Flaming bag of poo is my idea for revenge.

    I can ship him some diapers....by the time they get there, they'll likely be able to qualify as a weapon of mass destruction.



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    moar yoga pants, please.

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    Re: Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

    Put a tempting package outside your door with a black mamba inside of it.



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