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    Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Attachment 20036 Stormtrooper on Tatooine...

    We go to Tatooine looking for these droids carrying the plans to teh death star. We go to Mos Eisley and set up a road block to prevent anyone from smuggling teh droids off the planet. A landspeeder pulls up with an old man, some kid, and TWO DROIDS that match the description we're out for. We ask the kid about the droids, and he offers to sell them to us! I ask the old man of his ID, and he tells me I don't need to see it. Fine. Then, out of nowhere, I realize these are not the droids we're looking for. It was the damnedest thing! I tell the old coot to move along. Later, we hear that a ship is trying to escape the planet. We run down to set up our gun, and IT'S THE SAME GUYS WITH THE SAME DROIDS! They get away. Now my boss with teh temper wants to see me.

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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    What's Star Trek?


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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Every time I see the phrase "rustled jimmies" I want to punch the speaker (or writer) in the ovaries.



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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Quote Originally Posted by klamath632 View Post
    Every time I see the phrase "rustled jimmies" I want to punch the speaker (or writer) in the ovaries.
    Just go with it.



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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    Just go with it.
    The urge to punch? I'm strangely OK with that.


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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones26 View Post
    What's Star Trek?
    Get with the program. Make it so.


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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones26 View Post
    What's Star Trek?
    You will address me as "Captain" when speaking to me, please, Mr. Worf.




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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    So I spiff up in my nicest Oxford and spats, and head out to the gin joint to hear a hot, colored, ragtime group play some Jellyroll. I hustle up to the counter to bother the landlord for an old fashioned, when I see charming dame with a face like Garbo and a short skirt up to her knees. I Lindy Hop on over and offer to teach her to Foxtrot. She agree, and goes to powder her nose, and when she comes back, some goon tries to muscle up on my lady. I stroll over and demand satisfaction, and threaten to pugilate. My top guy Ace pulls me away and warns me that I'm talking to Luigi "The Lothario" Carminatti, the biggest run runner three counties over. That doesn't concern me much, and I walk up to this mook and sock him right in the chops. Next thing I know, he puts a hit on me, and I am Tommy-gunned down in front of the apothecary along with 3 innocent people in a daytime hit intended to warn others not to mess with Carminatti's crew.
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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    The boss with the temper should of been more mad at that guy who refused to fire on the escape shuttle with C3PO and R2D2. If he wouldn't of stopped the guy who wanted to fire at it, the death star wouldn't of been compromised.



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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones26 View Post
    What's Star Trek?
    It's that show where Harry Potter flies the Galactica to Mt. Doom, but it turns out that Han Solo was a replicant, and Ah-nuld may or may not have been a bad guy. Also, you're supposed to carry your own towel.


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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Is this one of those troll threads where we're all supposed to go off on you about WTF is this ****?


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    Re: Times that someone really rustled your jimmies

    Quote Originally Posted by Fly4aCyGuy View Post
    Attachment 20036 Stormtrooper on Tatooine...

    We go to Tatooine looking for these droids carrying the plans to teh death star. We go to Mos Eisley and set up a road block to prevent anyone from smuggling teh droids off the planet. A landspeeder pulls up with an old man, some kid, and TWO DROIDS that match the description we're out for. We ask the kid about the droids, and he offers to sell them to us! I ask the old man of his ID, and he tells me I don't need to see it. Fine. Then, out of nowhere, I realize these are not the droids we're looking for. It was the damnedest thing! I tell the old coot to move along. Later, we hear that a ship is trying to escape the planet. We run down to set up our gun, and IT'S THE SAME GUYS WITH THE SAME DROIDS! They get away. Now my boss with teh temper wants to see me.

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