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    Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    Quote Originally Posted by AltHawk View Post
    Why would it? One bad game doesn't change a thing. Iowa will still be a darkhorse B1G championship contender, and Iowa State will be lucky to make the NIT.

    If you ask the basketball analysts outside the state of Iowa I think you would be surprised to hear their responses. Iowa was pegged as a preseason top 5 team by one ESPN analyst and is ranked in the vast, vast majority of preseason top 25 polls

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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    Seems legit. Can they tell us how our football team does this year?



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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    I bet "error" comes up when he inputs North Korea



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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    I bet he ends up with Kate Upton.


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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    hmm... i can see into my future too. i'll be 38 in eight years.


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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    looks like they were jealous of North Korea getting all the attention for misbehaving, so they decided to get in on the fun.



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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    I thought the Libyans would have gotten it first.



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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"



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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    Must work, he used algorithms.


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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    I can't get the image of a camel with a flux capacitor strapped to its head out if my mind, although I'm not sure how you get that to 88 mph.



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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    I'm curious if he's looked far enough ahead to figure out the whole 72-virgins thing is BS.


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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    I thought the Libyans would have gotten it first.
    They gave away all their plutonium to this Brown guy. He hasn't been heard from in many years. He was saying something about not needing roads where he's going.


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    Think Oscar Wilde when he said, "every saint has a past, every sinner has a future." But also think Neil Young: the fork in the road, light a candle. Instead of cursing the darkness, let's light a candle for where we're going. This was fantastic for the world. We are better people for having been here. It was absolutely incredible. I'm inspired. I don't know when I'll ever sleep again.

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    Re: Iranian claims to have invented "Time Machine"

    So they weren't building a nuclear weapon after all. They just needed the reactor to generate the 1.21 jiggawatts required for the flux capacitor to run their time machine. And all along I just thought these guys were crazy.



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