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    Dumb and dumber

    A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

    The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

    The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

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    Re: Dumb and dumber

    Dang, this seems to happen about every other month.

    Stupid banks, never wanting to cash my $1 million bills!


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    Re: Dumb and dumber

    Would've been funnier if the check was actually real.


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