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    DG was in more of a beer mood. I took DG out for dinner and she had a beer with the meal, and DG didn't feel like switching.

    Pronoun game: is DG Diante Garrett or Dear Girlfriend??? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
    Well you already told us it's Diante so the gig's up.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycl1 View Post
    Anyone ever played that doughnut-on-a-string game? I did it at a party once, and I somehow messed it up and the doughnut fell on the ground. They looked at me like I'd just pooped in the punch bowl, I'd never seen a group of folks get so worked up over a damned party game with a doughnut.



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    It'll be all the rage tomorrow night, too, and then I can say that I was doing it way before it was mainstream.

    Anyone else had the Boulevard Grainstorm IPA? I'm becoming a huge fan of their smokestack beers.
    Wait what? Boulevard is making more IPAs other than Single and Double-Wide? No I haven't have Grainstorm, but I like their others.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    My friend had to go on bed rest at 20 weeks with her first baby. They got her to 31 weeks yesterday. Named him Cyrus:) So I mentioned it here cause someone had made a comment about naming a baby Cyrus earlier. He's only 4lbs but he's so precious and doing very well. And I have estrogen so I'm a mess.
    Ewwww



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    Quote Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone View Post
    Anyone ever played that doughnut-on-a-string game? I did it at a party once, and I somehow messed it up and the doughnut fell on the ground. They looked at me like I'd just pooped in the punch bowl, I'd never seen a group of folks get so worked up over a damned party game with a doughnut.
    if you dropped a doughnut, I'd judge you too.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    is that what happens when you have cute little babies and have to be responsible?



    ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum and cherry pepsi. That's the ratio, too.

    It's not the kids fault. I often have a cocktail or two after the go to bed. However I am tapped out and it is frowned upon to make a liquor run while the kids are sleeping.

    I'll tell you this. My two sons are the most important and special things in my life. Worth anything, even having to be responsible... sometimes.



    Story:
    My wife and I went tailgating this last season and we brought the boys. Of course we all started playing flip cup, because it is a moral imperative, especially when you don't get to go to all the games anymore.

    After the first couple rounds we look around and have a near panic attack. The boys are nowhere near where we left them. We quickly find my eldest (5) playing with his friend, but my youngest (3) is out of sight. I sprint off trying to find him.

    He ended up 4 tailgates down playing with some other groups cornhole bags.

    After that our whole group stopped between every round of flip cup to do a kid check. My 5 year old was wearing #20 and my 3 year old #4 so we would all look around and shout out 4 or 20 whenever we saw them. 20 kept playing with his friends while 4 started playing with a puppy at the next tailgate over. I have no idea how the **** he found a puppy, but he did, and he played with it for hours.



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    According to sources, cowgirl has cooties. Stay away from cowgirl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    I thought DistrictGirlfriend.

    Tell us about her.
    I pretty much love this.

    DG doesn't understand CF. It causes some tension. She got really suspicious when I started playing mafia and needed to be home by 10 every night.



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    Quote Originally Posted by IHavNoCyCash View Post
    According to sources, cowgirl has cooties. Stay away from cowgirl.
    Quote Originally Posted by cyhiphopp View Post
    It's not the kids fault. I often have a cocktail or two after the go to bed. However I am tapped out and it is frowned upon to make a liquor run while the kids are sleeping.

    I'll tell you this. My two sons are the most important and special things in my life. Worth anything, even having to be responsible... sometimes.



    Story:
    My wife and I went tailgating this last season and we brought the boys. Of course we all started playing flip cup, because it is a moral imperative, especially when you don't get to go to all the games anymore.

    After the first couple rounds we look around and have a near panic attack. The boys are nowhere near where we left them. We quickly find my eldest (5) playing with his friend, but my youngest (3) is out of sight. I sprint off trying to find him.

    He ended up 4 tailgates down playing with some other groups cornhole bags.

    After that our whole group stopped between every round of flip cup to do a kid check. My 5 year old was wearing #20 and my 3 year old #4 so we would all look around and shout out 4 or 20 whenever we saw them. 20 kept playing with his friends while 4 started playing with a puppy at the next tailgate over. I have no idea how the **** he found a puppy, but he did, and he played with it for hours.

    when I was about 4, and brother #1 was 2, my parents were walking around the house with the landlords (before we moved to the farm) and I remember walking up to my dad and asking "why is cowgirlbrother on the road?"

    Reaction time was amazing.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirl836 View Post
    if you dropped a doughnut, I'd judge you too.
    Donut.



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    Quote Originally Posted by IHavNoCyCash View Post
    According to sources, cowgirl has cooties. Stay away from cowgirl.
    I no have the cooties, I got the shot.

    Quote Originally Posted by DistrictCyclone View Post
    I pretty much love this.

    DG doesn't understand CF. It causes some tension. She got really suspicious when I started playing mafia and needed to be home by 10 every night.
    haha, that is pretty good.



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    Aww two puppies died on Yukon Men :(



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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Wait what? Boulevard is making more IPAs other than Single and Double-Wide? No I haven't have Grainstorm, but I like their others.
    Yeah, I think it's pretty new. It's a dark IPA; I've never had one of those.



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    I miss woodie.



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    CYRUS THE VIRUS

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