View Poll Results: Do you just unzip, or unbuckle/unbutton/unzip?

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    Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    The "Standing or Sitting" thread made me realize I could post this question that I've had for a while. When going #1 do you just unzip or do you go to the trouble of unbuckling and unbuttoning?


    You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment.

    The moral: you gain more by not being stupid, than you do by being smart. Smart gets neutralized by other smart people. Stupid does not.

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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    Just un-zip. Why do more work then you have to?



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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    I just unzip. Since I asked, I had to answer.


    You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment.

    The moral: you gain more by not being stupid, than you do by being smart. Smart gets neutralized by other smart people. Stupid does not.

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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    This thread had so much more potential from the title.



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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    Pants all the way to the floor like a 5 year old for the win!!!



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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    Pull down and unleash the beast.


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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    What the hello is going on in here!!!!



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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    And why am I posting here....



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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    Have the "just unzippers" never seen the movie "There's Something About Mary"? It's not worth the risk, not worth it I say!


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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    fishing it through the pants hole and back again just seems like so much work.


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    Re: Just Unzip, or Unbutton and Unbuckle?

    Under normal circumstances, unzip. When it's cold out, we gotta open up all the way. SHRINKAGE JERRY!


    That rug really tied the room together, did it not dude?

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